She's Having An Affair With Santa! What Do I Do Now?

Top Ten Signs Your Wife Is Having An Affair With Santa Claus - -

NUMBER 10: She refers to your bed as "Santa's Workshop".

NUMBER 9: An elf comes by the house to serve you with a Summons.

NUMBER 8: Your new baby has white hair and a beard.

NUMBER 7: She smells like a combination of peppermint sticks and reindeer chow.

NUMBER 6: She has a new tattoo of Santa on her upper inner thigh, with his tongue sticking out.

NUMBER 5: Paramedics need jaws of life to get the two of them out of your chimney.

NUMBER 4: Lately, she's been commuting to work in a flying sled.

NUMBER 3: She keeps saying, "Not tonight - - visions of sugarplums are dancing in my head."

NUMBER 2: For Christmas, your kids receive something called the, "Your-Daddy-Sucks" doll.

AND NOW, the NUMBER ONE Sign Your Wife Is Having An Affair With Santa Claus - -

During sex she shouts, "Ho, ho, ho!"

IAAL

They're all great IAAL, but #3 is my favorite. LOL!

I like 10 the best.

Yes, they're all good. I like #8.

Think he should file to deny paternity? Hey, how do you serve someone living at at the North Pole?

She's Having An Affair With Santa! What Do I Do Now?

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Join in and make sure you bring the EggNog

But Darnit! How am I going to make egg nog when my eggs are fried?