TOP 10 Annoying Things Your Noisy Neighbor Does To Piss You Off - -
NUMBER 10: He plays his Enya CDs too loudly.
NUMBER 9: He plays adult movies really loud so you and the other neighbors think he's getting some action.
NUMBER 8: Your next-door neighbor calls to complain about the sound of your chattering teeth.
NUMBER 7: He's so noisy, you haven't slept since the Johnson Administration.
NUMBER 6: Your neighbor wakes you up in middle of night screaming "Pepsi! For the love of God, I need Pepsi!"
NUMBER 5: Your wacky next-door neighbor is Kramer!
NUMBER 4: He knocks at your door and says, "Hi I'm your new neighbor, Richard Simmons."
NUMBER 3: Here's your answer to your noisy neighbor problem. Invest in a jigsaw puzzle and thank me later.
NUMBER 2: His come-back to your complaints was, "Listen, I'm less noisy than your liposuction!"
AND NOW, the NUMBER ONE Annoying Thing Your Noisy Neighbor Does To Piss You Off - -
Every time you pass him in the hallway, he's wearing another article of your clothing!
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