BlondeIntel said:
You accomplished the "verbally abusive" and the "womanizing", but, you forgot to "exert control" and "exploit vulnerabilities".
TOP 10 Things Attorneys Say To Their Stupid Clients - -
NUMBER 10: "Are you stupid? You must be. We can't have two stupid people in my office!"
NUMBER 9: "Sweet screamin' monkeys, that's a stupid question".
NUMBER 8: "Oh yeah? Let's see you drink 15 beers at lunch and not do something stupid on YOUR file!"
NUMBER 7: New T.V. Show: Clients say the "Stupidest Damn Things".
NUMBER 6: "After asking me that question about your ex-husband, you must feel really stupid."
NUMBER 5: "It's about your utter stupidity, Stupid!"
NUMBER 4: "When I'm in court, will the attorneys and witnesses beat the hell out of each other?"
NUMBER 3: Why do you giggle every time I use the word 'probe'?
NUMBER 2: "Most of what I'm telling you is taken word-for-word from today's "Judge Judy."
AND NOW, the NUMBER ONE Thing Attorneys Say To Their Stupid Clients - -
Your attorney shows up with wine, cheese, a pack of rubbers, and court order forcing you to picnic with him.
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