TOP 10 Excuses For Getting Out Of A Parking Ticket:
NUMBER 10: I don't know whether it was Milli or Vanilli, but one of them just parked my car!
NUMBER 9: Can you parallel-park a camel?
NUMBER 8: Your punishment is to park in Alameda next to the stinky dump, and walk to San Francisco from now on.
NUMBER 7: If two car bombers reach a parking space at the same time, who detonates first?
NUMBER 6: You get kicked out of Golden Gate Park for trying to tie-dye the car in front of you and the car in back of you.
NUMBER 5: "Wasn't it nice of that man to park our car for us?"
NUMBER 4: Street sign reads "Don't even think about parking here or we'll block you in".
NUMBER 3: Sell your car. Give the parking hassle to somebody else!
NUMBER 2: This is what happens when you stop for a quickie lap dance.
AND NOW, the NUMBER ONE Excuse For Getting Out Of A Parking Ticket:
Richard Nixon was parked at the same curb, and got just as pissed.
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