How about these:
The officer must have ALL his lights on, including flashing or rotating lights, when parked on the side of the road. If he doesn't, any citation subsequently issued will be dismissed.
A police car being used in radar speed enforcement must be fully visible to oncoming traffic for a minimum distance of one mile. The fact that most roads in the US aren't straight enough to see an object without optical magnification at this distance is irrelevant.
In order for any type of speed enforcement equipment to be used legally, there must be a sign posted warning of radar speed enforcement ahead. Whether or not "radar" is actually used.
The officer is required to show you the speed enforcement equipment upon demand. If you do not ask to see it, the officer must offer to show it to you. He must do so whether he used said equipment to clock you or not. The fact that you may or may not know anything at all about said equipment is irrelevant.
The officer is required to provide you with a printed receipt from the speed enforcement device, despite the fact that NO speed enforcement device currently available "prints" anything.
Any handwriting error on any citation is grounds for automatic dismissal. If an "S" could be mistaken for an "5", or a "B" looks alot like an "8", the ticket will be vacated. Similarly, if the officer writes that your car is purple, but is actually "mauve", this is also grounds for dismissal.
If the officer that issues you a traffic citation is not wearing a hat, the citation will be summarily vacated.
When parking in front of a "No Parking" sign, the regulation doesn't apply if you're just going in for a minute and will be right back.
The police may never ticket you if you've never gotten a ticket before.
Traffic regulations do not apply if you're in a hurry. Any excuse you deem to be an "emergency" will suffice.
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