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jack2k3

Member
What is the name of your state? CA

Interesting press release...

LOS ANGELES, CA -- November 30, 2005 (AP) -- The U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services, part of the Department of Homeland Security, has set new immigration policies for the State of California to take effect January 1, 2006. One such policy is to process the deportation of all Mexican nationals residing in the State of California illegally. Other policies include the imprisonment of Mexican nationals who refuse to learn English, who speak Spanish in public institutions, or are found "too Mexican" and not allegiant to the United States.

When asked about these new policies, a Department of Homeland Security official, declining to state his name, commented, "There are far too many illegal Mexicans living in California. As we speak, there are probably five or six crossing the border right now. These new policies will finally put a stop to illegal immigration, and will reduce crime, drug use, prostitution, and air pollution caused these people."

Liberal groups are concerned that these new immigration policies are only targeting Mexicans and no other nationality. "Will anyone really care when one illegal Mexican is deported?", commented another official. "Most Californians would agree that all Mexicans should be gone."

More details about these new policies are to be announced by the Department of Homeland Security in the coming days.

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stephenk

Senior Member
Interesting is right since it is obviously a spoof.

Post the site where you found this "press release".
 

Just Blue

Senior Member
jack2k3 said:
What is the name of your state? CA

Interesting press release...

LOS ANGELES, CA -- November 30, 2005 (AP) -- The U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services, part of the Department of Homeland Security, has set new immigration policies for the State of California to take effect January 1, 2006. One such policy is to process the deportation of all Mexican nationals residing in the State of California illegally. Other policies include the imprisonment of Mexican nationals who refuse to learn English, who speak Spanish in public institutions, or are found "too Mexican" and not allegiant to the United States.

When asked about these new policies, a Department of Homeland Security official, declining to state his name, commented, "There are far too many illegal Mexicans living in California. As we speak, there are probably five or six crossing the border right now. These new policies will finally put a stop to illegal immigration, and will reduce crime, drug use, prostitution, and air pollution caused these people."

Liberal groups are concerned that these new immigration policies are only targeting Mexicans and no other nationality. "Will anyone really care when one illegal Mexican is deported?", commented another official. "Most Californians would agree that all Mexicans should be gone."

More details about these new policies are to be announced by the Department of Homeland Security in the coming days.

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Dude....you are so full of shi* that we can smell ya all the way over here! :p
 

vollbree

Junior Member
Well, this sure gave me a good chuckle :rolleyes:

This would be breaking laws of the amendments and could also be found as discrimination.

Go somewhere where people actually care about such stupid things... I'm sorry you have nothing better to do with your time. :D
 

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