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I AM ALWAYS LIABLE

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In a post that "Dear Yvette" deleted, she basically wrote the following post and question:

"I was on probation for marijuana charge. During my probation, I was required to take random drug tests. On one of those tests, I tested positive for Cocaine, and they violated me for breaking my probation. Will I go to jail ?"

And, now, in this new post, I respond to her "Dear Yvette" as follows:


My response:

Of course you're going to jail, you Yutz !

You violated your probation. You can't be trusted. You're a drug addict !

Just what the hell did you think the authorities were going to do with you, give you a "Ticker Tape Parade" down Main Street ?

You're going "bye-bye" for a long, long, time.

Bring a toothbrush and change of underwear - - and a jar of Vasaline.

Geez, what a Yutz. You must be "Loaded" right now to have asked such a damn stupid question.

IAAL

[Edited by I AM ALWAYS LIABLE on 06-30-2001 at 12:29 AM]
 


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Dear Yvette

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Thanks for your time and response IAAL. I appreciate it.
 

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