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To - - loulei (Your thread was closed)So, here it is again in all of it's glory! ====================================== loulei Junior Member Registered: Jun 2003 Location: Posts: 1 Speeding ticket on cruise control What is the name of your state? Utah I set my cruise control at the posted limit of 25mph. I got pulled over for doing 43! I told the officer no way was I speeding, not even 1mph and asked him to get in my car and I would prove to him what my cruise was set at. He said he clocked my bumper coming over the crest of a hill -- and then going back down the hill -- at 43. Out of the "goodness of his heart" he wrote the ticket for 39 in a 25 zone. I asked when his radar gun was calibrated; he said that morning. I was not speeding. If anything, the 5 cops camped out at this particular spot this day were running a speed trap. Can I fight this on physics that the bumper goes faster than 25 going over the top of a hill or something else? The officer also wrote my licence plate down wrong and noted that the vehicle was a Pathfinder (a Nissan), but it is a 4Runner (Toyota.) Thank you. 06-17-2003 12:08 AM ==================================== I AM ALWAYS LIABLE Senior Member Registered: Jan 2000 Location: Los Angeles, California Posts: 21145 My response: Congratulations! You are a semi-finalist in our end of the year "Most Funniest Post" contest! With the above comment, you have currently won $10.00 and, at the end of the year in December, you could win $250.00 if your post is voted "The Most Stupid Post I've Ever Read." Again, my congratulations. In the meantime, we'll be sending your $10.00 within then next 10 days. IAAL __________________ DISCLAIMER By reading the “Response” to your question or comment, you agree that: The opinions expressed herein by "I AM ALWAYS LIABLE" are designed to provide educational information only and are not intended to, nor do they, offer legal advice. Opinions expressed to you in this site are not intended to, nor does it, create an attorney-client relationship, nor does it constitute legal advice to any person reviewing such information. No electronic communication with "I AM ALWAYS LIABLE," on its own, will generate an attorney-client relationship, nor will it be considered an attorney-client privileged communication. You further agree that you will obtain your own attorney's advice and counsel for your questions responded to herein by "I AM ALWAYS LIABLE." ================================== 06-17-2003 12:38 AM hexeliebe Member Registered: May 2003 Location: Tennessee Posts: 556 somehow I knew you'd answer this IAAL.... But you forgot to tell him**************...... "THE CHECK IS IN THE MAIL" 06-17-2003 12:40 AM ====================================== I AM ALWAYS LIABLE Senior Member Registered: Jan 2000 Location: Los Angeles, California Posts: 21145 My response: I did, I did! Look at my last sentence. Hey, it takes a few days for processing! Our writer must have one of those "cartoon" bumpers - - it just sorta stretches forward at the top of a hill, and then the rest of the car catches up! (beee-oh-whipppp) That, that, that's all folks! IAAL __________________ DISCLAIMER By reading the “Response” to your question or comment, you agree that: The opinions expressed herein by "I AM ALWAYS LIABLE" are designed to provide educational information only and are not intended to, nor do they, offer legal advice. Opinions expressed to you in this site are not intended to, nor does it, create an attorney-client relationship, nor does it constitute legal advice to any person reviewing such information. No electronic communication with "I AM ALWAYS LIABLE," on its own, will generate an attorney-client relationship, nor will it be considered an attorney-client privileged communication. You further agree that you will obtain your own attorney's advice and counsel for your questions responded to herein by "I AM ALWAYS LIABLE." 06-17-2003 01:37 AM ================================= I AM ALWAYS LIABLE Senior Member Registered: Jan 2000 Location: Los Angeles, California Posts: 21145 TOP 10 Things That Happen When You Get Caught Speeding - - NUMBER 10: To weasel out, you tell the cop you're the only speeder sponsored by Prozac. NUMBER 9: Local cops won't give you a speeding ticket if you say you're on a "bad trip". NUMBER 8: You're the only speeder that he's stopped and not wearing pants. NUMBER 7: Got caught speeding, told cop "it must be the physics of my bumper", and still got a hundred-dollar ticket. NUMBER 6: You are hurled from your car after a high-speed collision and your first thought is, "Oh boy, I'm in a nice tight spiral!" NUMBER 5: On the way to work you get pulled over for speeding and you don't even have a car. NUMBER 4: Aren't you tired of cops who stop you for speeding and ask, "Where's the fire?" NUMBER 3: You tell the cop, "For once, I'd like to break the speed limit on the other side of the road!" NUMBER 2: Your car explodes after its speed falls below 50 miles per hour. AND NOW, the NUMBER ONE Thing That Happens When You Get Caught Speeding - - You tell the cop, "Speed limits are for sissies", flip him off, and step on the gas! IAAL __________________ DISCLAIMER By reading the “Response” to your question or comment, you agree that: The opinions expressed herein by "I AM ALWAYS LIABLE" are designed to provide educational information only and are not intended to, nor do they, offer legal advice. Opinions expressed to you in this site are not intended to, nor does it, create an attorney-client relationship, nor does it constitute legal advice to any person reviewing such information. No electronic communication with "I AM ALWAYS LIABLE," on its own, will generate an attorney-client relationship, nor will it be considered an attorney-client privileged communication. You further agree that you will obtain your own attorney's advice and counsel for your questions responded to herein by "I AM ALWAYS LIABLE." |
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