On Sunday, July 12, While heading westbound on the PA turnpike toward Norristown exit 333, I was pulled over and given a speeding ticket. To me, this is without a doubt the most bizarre chain of pulling over/being given a speeding ticket events I have ever experienced. I was initially planning on fighting the ticket, but after doing some research, I'm not sure I can win this battle. So let me tell the story, and then you can dispense some advice if I should actually bother to fight it or not. Keep in mind while reading this, that I live in NJ, and I was driving in PA.
The incident in question happened on a perfect weather day, with 3 lanes heading westbound and a fair amount of traffic on the road. (Not heavy, not light.) The speed limit said 65 MPH and I had my cruise control set to 69, when I saw the PA state trooper about 7 cars ahead of me. I did not alter my speed right away, in fact, most people, you'll find, slow down BELOW the speed limit when they see the police. As the son of a cop, my father told me that as long as I am within the law, the police will not bother me. So I did have to slow down a few times to account for the drivers that slowed down to 55 and below on account of the trooper's presence, but I went about passing these cars, one by one, until I was behind the trooper. This took roughly 3-4 minutes, and spanned about 3 miles or so. At no time did I ever eclipse 69 MPH. So now I am behind the trooper. At this time he is going about 65 MPH. I slow down to 65, hit the cruise control, and keep a safe following distance. Or at least I try. Because I notice that now, I am gaining on him. He has slowed down to about 60/61 MPH. OK, so I slow down, and resume my safe following distance. But now he's sped up. To about 70. So, I go 70, hit cruise, and maintain my safe following distance.
Guess what happens next - he slows down again! 61/62 MPH. Now I'm a little annoyed. Nothing bothers me more than trying to navigate a highway with some schmuck driving erratically in front of me. I had never thought that the schmuck would be a state trooper. I know it's an unwritten rule that you don't pass a cop (given that most people fear authority) but I had made up my mind that the only way I was going to resume a constant speed and a safe following distance was to pass him. I was afraid that if I tried to move into the right lane, that he would get me for passing him on the right, so I chose to move into the left lane. I *VERY SLOWLY* crept up to 70 MPH and hit cruise control. Passing him took forever. I gained about a foot every 10 seconds, and in the meantime, there was this tool crawling up my ass to get past me. But I would not budge over 70, because I knew that I would be putting myself in jeopardy to get a ticket.
Up to this point you've no doubt been saying to yourself "You're going 70 in a 65. You're speeding! You are already in jeopardy of getting a ticket." Here's where the PA statutes differ from most states. I lived in PA from '03 to '07, and as someone formerly licensed in the state of PA, I know (and I got the driver manual to back me up) that the first level of points given for speeding is 6-10 miles per hour over the speed limit. While going 70 in a 65 is technically speeding, the state lists no number of points for driving 1-5 MPH over. In my interpretation of the law, that means you can go up to 5 MPH over the speed limit with no infraction or points. Getting back to the incident, the trooper flipped on his "pull over" lights when my front end was about 7 feet in front of his. He then slowed down and got behind me to signify that it was indeed me whom he was pulling over. Note: This is the first time in this journey that the PA State Trooper was BEHIND me.
He came to my car and asked for my license, registration, and proof of insurance. I keep the latter two documents in the glove box. Behind my registration card is my PBA card which my dad gives me every year in case I need it. I did not attempt to hand it to the trooper, but he saw it in my hand and said, "License, registration, proof of insurance only!" Aight. It was then that he became effusive as to why I was being pulled over. He started with "I've been tracking you for about 5 miles. I was going 75 MPH and I noticed you were slowly gaining on me. Then you passed me going 72 MPH. That's why I pulled you over." I was about to explain that I had my cruise control on 70. He waved me off before I even got to open my mouth. I gave him the three documents and he returned to his car, writing up my ticket. He returned to my vehicle about 15 minutes later, explained the state statute that I had broken and asked me to sign the ticket. Here's where the officer decided to take an attitude with me. I asked him, "Does signing the ticket constitute admission of guilt?" He replied, "If you don't want to sign it, just refuse to sign, I'll write refused to sign" on it, hand you your yellow copy, and you can be on your way." I said to him, "I'll be happy to sign it, as long as I'm not admitting guilt." This is when he snatched it (not took it, snatched it, in an impatient and hostile manner) from my hand, wrote "refused to sign" on it, handed me the yellow copy, and left.
Now there are 4 problems as I see with this ticket:
1) I was not going 72 miles an hour at any point in this journey! I had cruise control set to 70 and, in addition, I have a digital dash, not a needle thing, and that dashboard said 70 on it in big LED display numbers. I can see only two reasons why he would have said I was going 72. 1) He, believing that I was going above 75 at one point (because he said I was slowly gaining on him when he was going 75) wanted to give me a ticket. But when he used his radar gun, he saw I was going 70 and couldn't give me a ticket on that, so he decided 70 should become 72, and now I can get a ticket for having the
effrontery to pass him. 2) Perhaps the radar was off and he actually thought I was going 72. The ticket specifies that the equipment was last calibrated on February 19, 2009. Is it possible that the equipment could be off 2 MPH after 5 months? I suppose. One might ask how I know it wasn't my odometer that was faulty. I know because I had passed through not one, not two, but three EZPass toll booths to get to that part of the Penna TPKE, and as I compared my speed with the speed on the "your speed is" sign that is posted at every EZPass tollbooth, each time it was accurate. Now I have never contested a ticket in court, but I have a feeling that insinuating that the officer is lying (which I think is the more likely scenario) is not going to win me points with the judge (although it might get me points on my license.) I'd probably be better off with the miscalibration angle. I just simply don't know if 2 MPH in 5 months is common or even feasible.
2) I don't see how I could have gained on his car if he was going 75 since I was doing 69 MPH on cruise control at the time. It stands to reason that if I am going 69 and he is going 75, I cannot possibly gain on him. But this fact is completely irrelevant since I am not being ticketed for going over 75 MPH. You see, if it is the case that he was going 75 and I was slowly gaining on him, then my ticket should say that I was going 76 MPH or more. It does not say that. It says 72. So all of that "I was going 75 MPH for tracking purposes and watching you slowly gain on me" has no context for the ticket except to establish that since in his mind, I was going over 75, I deserved a ticket, even though he hadn't clocked my speed until I tried to pass him.
3) I never refused to sign the ticket! He is making me look uncooperative! ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS ANSWER THE QUESTION, YES OR NO! I didn't need a song and dance. If he would have said "No" then I would have signed it. If he had said yes, THEN I would have refused to sign it. His hostility was unnecessary and quite frankly, it doesn't represent that motto "to protect and to serve" which is supposed to be the motto of the police.
4) THE IDIOT GOT THE DATE WRONG! He wrote that it was Sunday but he also wrote July 13. It was the 12th! Doesn't this guy have a calendar or someone he could call to ask what day it is? there's no excuse for this sloppy ticket writing.
The question is, "should I fight the ticket?" Here's what I am up against:
a) I am going to say that I was speeding. It is a fact and I was and I suck at lying so I'm not even goiung to try. But once again, there is no penalty in PA for going up to 5 MPH over the speed limit. So while I was speeding, I was not doing so in any way that by PA state law I could incur a citation for speeding. My wife tells me that just by admitting that I was speeding I am admitting that I broke the law. Fine then, give me the ticket and the requisite number of points in PA for going 5 MPH over the speed limit. OH, there ISN'T one!!
b) The problem is the Trooper says I was going 72. It's not true, but isn't the judge typically going to side with the trooper? He says I went 72 and I say I didn't. Sorry guy. The fact is, you'd have to be a COMPLETE MORON to pass, knowingly, a state trooper by exceeding the speed limit by 6 or more miles an hour, because you're just asking for a ticket. I didn't *WANT* a ticket! I wanted to pass the trooper because his erratic speed was making it difficult for me to maintain a safe following distance. I didn't know he was "tracking" me as he says. And quite frankly, by vacillating between 60 and 70 MPH, it
seems to me that he was trying to goad me into making a traffic mistake so he could ticket me. I thought the idea behind traffic enforcement was prevention, not causing people to make infractions that result in tickets.
Should I bother paying the tolls and spending the gas and time going into Westmoreland county, PA, about 50 miles from my house, where I am going to say I was speeding, to contest this thing?
The incident in question happened on a perfect weather day, with 3 lanes heading westbound and a fair amount of traffic on the road. (Not heavy, not light.) The speed limit said 65 MPH and I had my cruise control set to 69, when I saw the PA state trooper about 7 cars ahead of me. I did not alter my speed right away, in fact, most people, you'll find, slow down BELOW the speed limit when they see the police. As the son of a cop, my father told me that as long as I am within the law, the police will not bother me. So I did have to slow down a few times to account for the drivers that slowed down to 55 and below on account of the trooper's presence, but I went about passing these cars, one by one, until I was behind the trooper. This took roughly 3-4 minutes, and spanned about 3 miles or so. At no time did I ever eclipse 69 MPH. So now I am behind the trooper. At this time he is going about 65 MPH. I slow down to 65, hit the cruise control, and keep a safe following distance. Or at least I try. Because I notice that now, I am gaining on him. He has slowed down to about 60/61 MPH. OK, so I slow down, and resume my safe following distance. But now he's sped up. To about 70. So, I go 70, hit cruise, and maintain my safe following distance.
Guess what happens next - he slows down again! 61/62 MPH. Now I'm a little annoyed. Nothing bothers me more than trying to navigate a highway with some schmuck driving erratically in front of me. I had never thought that the schmuck would be a state trooper. I know it's an unwritten rule that you don't pass a cop (given that most people fear authority) but I had made up my mind that the only way I was going to resume a constant speed and a safe following distance was to pass him. I was afraid that if I tried to move into the right lane, that he would get me for passing him on the right, so I chose to move into the left lane. I *VERY SLOWLY* crept up to 70 MPH and hit cruise control. Passing him took forever. I gained about a foot every 10 seconds, and in the meantime, there was this tool crawling up my ass to get past me. But I would not budge over 70, because I knew that I would be putting myself in jeopardy to get a ticket.
Up to this point you've no doubt been saying to yourself "You're going 70 in a 65. You're speeding! You are already in jeopardy of getting a ticket." Here's where the PA statutes differ from most states. I lived in PA from '03 to '07, and as someone formerly licensed in the state of PA, I know (and I got the driver manual to back me up) that the first level of points given for speeding is 6-10 miles per hour over the speed limit. While going 70 in a 65 is technically speeding, the state lists no number of points for driving 1-5 MPH over. In my interpretation of the law, that means you can go up to 5 MPH over the speed limit with no infraction or points. Getting back to the incident, the trooper flipped on his "pull over" lights when my front end was about 7 feet in front of his. He then slowed down and got behind me to signify that it was indeed me whom he was pulling over. Note: This is the first time in this journey that the PA State Trooper was BEHIND me.
He came to my car and asked for my license, registration, and proof of insurance. I keep the latter two documents in the glove box. Behind my registration card is my PBA card which my dad gives me every year in case I need it. I did not attempt to hand it to the trooper, but he saw it in my hand and said, "License, registration, proof of insurance only!" Aight. It was then that he became effusive as to why I was being pulled over. He started with "I've been tracking you for about 5 miles. I was going 75 MPH and I noticed you were slowly gaining on me. Then you passed me going 72 MPH. That's why I pulled you over." I was about to explain that I had my cruise control on 70. He waved me off before I even got to open my mouth. I gave him the three documents and he returned to his car, writing up my ticket. He returned to my vehicle about 15 minutes later, explained the state statute that I had broken and asked me to sign the ticket. Here's where the officer decided to take an attitude with me. I asked him, "Does signing the ticket constitute admission of guilt?" He replied, "If you don't want to sign it, just refuse to sign, I'll write refused to sign" on it, hand you your yellow copy, and you can be on your way." I said to him, "I'll be happy to sign it, as long as I'm not admitting guilt." This is when he snatched it (not took it, snatched it, in an impatient and hostile manner) from my hand, wrote "refused to sign" on it, handed me the yellow copy, and left.
Now there are 4 problems as I see with this ticket:
1) I was not going 72 miles an hour at any point in this journey! I had cruise control set to 70 and, in addition, I have a digital dash, not a needle thing, and that dashboard said 70 on it in big LED display numbers. I can see only two reasons why he would have said I was going 72. 1) He, believing that I was going above 75 at one point (because he said I was slowly gaining on him when he was going 75) wanted to give me a ticket. But when he used his radar gun, he saw I was going 70 and couldn't give me a ticket on that, so he decided 70 should become 72, and now I can get a ticket for having the
effrontery to pass him. 2) Perhaps the radar was off and he actually thought I was going 72. The ticket specifies that the equipment was last calibrated on February 19, 2009. Is it possible that the equipment could be off 2 MPH after 5 months? I suppose. One might ask how I know it wasn't my odometer that was faulty. I know because I had passed through not one, not two, but three EZPass toll booths to get to that part of the Penna TPKE, and as I compared my speed with the speed on the "your speed is" sign that is posted at every EZPass tollbooth, each time it was accurate. Now I have never contested a ticket in court, but I have a feeling that insinuating that the officer is lying (which I think is the more likely scenario) is not going to win me points with the judge (although it might get me points on my license.) I'd probably be better off with the miscalibration angle. I just simply don't know if 2 MPH in 5 months is common or even feasible.
2) I don't see how I could have gained on his car if he was going 75 since I was doing 69 MPH on cruise control at the time. It stands to reason that if I am going 69 and he is going 75, I cannot possibly gain on him. But this fact is completely irrelevant since I am not being ticketed for going over 75 MPH. You see, if it is the case that he was going 75 and I was slowly gaining on him, then my ticket should say that I was going 76 MPH or more. It does not say that. It says 72. So all of that "I was going 75 MPH for tracking purposes and watching you slowly gain on me" has no context for the ticket except to establish that since in his mind, I was going over 75, I deserved a ticket, even though he hadn't clocked my speed until I tried to pass him.
3) I never refused to sign the ticket! He is making me look uncooperative! ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS ANSWER THE QUESTION, YES OR NO! I didn't need a song and dance. If he would have said "No" then I would have signed it. If he had said yes, THEN I would have refused to sign it. His hostility was unnecessary and quite frankly, it doesn't represent that motto "to protect and to serve" which is supposed to be the motto of the police.
4) THE IDIOT GOT THE DATE WRONG! He wrote that it was Sunday but he also wrote July 13. It was the 12th! Doesn't this guy have a calendar or someone he could call to ask what day it is? there's no excuse for this sloppy ticket writing.
The question is, "should I fight the ticket?" Here's what I am up against:
a) I am going to say that I was speeding. It is a fact and I was and I suck at lying so I'm not even goiung to try. But once again, there is no penalty in PA for going up to 5 MPH over the speed limit. So while I was speeding, I was not doing so in any way that by PA state law I could incur a citation for speeding. My wife tells me that just by admitting that I was speeding I am admitting that I broke the law. Fine then, give me the ticket and the requisite number of points in PA for going 5 MPH over the speed limit. OH, there ISN'T one!!
b) The problem is the Trooper says I was going 72. It's not true, but isn't the judge typically going to side with the trooper? He says I went 72 and I say I didn't. Sorry guy. The fact is, you'd have to be a COMPLETE MORON to pass, knowingly, a state trooper by exceeding the speed limit by 6 or more miles an hour, because you're just asking for a ticket. I didn't *WANT* a ticket! I wanted to pass the trooper because his erratic speed was making it difficult for me to maintain a safe following distance. I didn't know he was "tracking" me as he says. And quite frankly, by vacillating between 60 and 70 MPH, it
seems to me that he was trying to goad me into making a traffic mistake so he could ticket me. I thought the idea behind traffic enforcement was prevention, not causing people to make infractions that result in tickets.
Should I bother paying the tolls and spending the gas and time going into Westmoreland county, PA, about 50 miles from my house, where I am going to say I was speeding, to contest this thing?