My New Home On The Boards

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

My comments:

Well, I'm happy to see we have a Con Law category. I think I'll make this my home.

IAAL

 

[Jack Mevorach, Esq.]

May I visit?

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

May I visit?

My response:

By all means, Jack !

Mi case, es su casa. I just hope you don't mind the messes that I make sometimes. I'm not a very good housekeeper. But, if you can get past that, we're gonna do famously together !

Here's some good jokes for you:

How do you know when you're staying
in a Kentucky hotel?

When you call the front desk and say,
"I've gotta leak in my sink."
and the person at the front desk says,

"Go ahead."

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Did you hear that they've raised
the minimum drinking age in Georgia to 25?

It seems they want to keep alcohol
out of the high schools!
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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw"
in Mississippi?

Documentaries.
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Where was the toothbrush invented?

Must have been Mississippi.
If it were invented anywhere else,
it would have been called a teethbrush.
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A Mississippi State trooper pulled over
a pickup truck on I-55.
He asked the driver, "Got any ID?"

The driver answered, "Bout What?"
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Did you hear about the $3,000,000
Texas State Lottery?

The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
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Why did O.J. Simpson want to move
to West Virginia?

Everyone there has the same DNA.
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Did you hear that the governor's mansion
in Little Rock, Arkansas burned down?

Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.
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What's the best thing to come out of Arkansas?

I-40.
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Two Mississippians were walking down
different ends of a street toward each other,
and one was carrying a sack.

When they met, one said,
"Hey, Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"
Tommy Ray answered, "Jes' some chickens."

"If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?"
"Shoot, if ya guesses right, I'll give you both of 'em."
"O.K. Ummmmmm.....five?"
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What do a divorce in Alabama,
a tornado in Kansas and a hurricane in Florida
have in common?

Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer.
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A Mississippian came home
and found his house on fire.
He rushed next door, telephoned the fire department
and shouted, "Hurry over here, my house is on fire!"
"OK," replied the fireman, "How do we get there?"

"Shucks, don't you still have those big red trucks?"
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Why do folks in Kentucky go to the movie theater
in groups of 18 or more?

Cuz 17 and under not admitted.
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Bobbie Sue passed away and Bubba called 911.
The 911 operator told Bubba
that she would send someone out right away.
"Where do you live?" asked the operator.
Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."
The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"
There was a long pause and finally Bubba said,

"How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street
and you pick her up there?"
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Really happy to have you here Jack.

IAAL

 

[Jack Mevorach, Esq.]

IAAL,

You, and the New York Code of Professional Responsibility, have inspired me to add a "signature" to my posts.

Thank you for a warm welcome!

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

IAAL,

You, and the New York Code of Professional Responsibility, have inspired me to add a "signature" to my posts.

Thank you for a warm welcome!

My response:

Inspiration is my middle name.

Anyway, unless you plan to answer only those questions eminating from New York, you might want to include "and other States", or some such, to your signature, lest you be accused of practicing law without a license from someone in one of the other 49 States.

Have a great day, Jack.

IAAL

 

[jyoung]

IAAL's court

Hear ye Hear ye the honorable IAAL's Constitutional Court
is in session... present company excluded, we here in PB
County used to wonder how to get the snowbirds off the roads
now we have to worry about the additional traffic of electoral ambulance chasers- couldn't find a parking spot at my favorite strip club yesterday.....

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

Re: IAAL's court

Hear ye Hear ye the honorable IAAL's Constitutional Court
is in session... present company excluded, we here in PB
County used to wonder how to get the snowbirds off the roads
now we have to worry about the additional traffic of electoral ambulance chasers- couldn't find a parking spot at my favorite strip club yesterday.....

My response:

What? (He said with a puzzled look on his face).

IAAL

 

[Jack Mevorach, Esq.]

I believe we'll be seeing a "General" sub-category under "COURTS, LAWYERS AND LITIGATION". For now, we're forced into one of two sub-categories that don't include all that can be asked.