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04-24-2006, 12:56 PM
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What is the name of your state? LA
[url]http://www.virginianewssource.com/images/VATerrorismManual.pdf[/url]
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VIRGINIA BEACH (March 21 2006) - - A state training manual on terrorism has apparently been written by a bunch of under-educated bureaucratic 'goons' or 'thugs' while wearing **** hobnailed boots as they stomped on the Constitution.
More incredibly is it is being used to train state employees how to recognize terrorists. "Now boys here is what you look for...".
You might be a terrorist if....!
Under the definitions of the state's training manual on terrorism, you're a terrorist if you are:
In any anti-government and militia movements
Are property-rights activists
Are in any racist, separatist and hate groups
Are an environmental and animal rights activist
Are a religious extremist
Are in a street gang
...
(Read the whole thing on the link above).
[url]http://www.virginianewssource.com/VNS/terrorismrpt.html[/url]
So, if you are in the NAACP, League of the South, Sons of Confederate Veterans, Congressional Black Caucus, an Orthodox Jewish synagogue, Unitarian/Universalist Church (ultraliberal), Southern Baptist Church (ultraconservative), Sierra Club, Nature Conservancy, home owners association, etc. etc. THEN YOU MIGHT BE A TERRORIST!
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04-24-2006, 01:52 PM
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| | | I knew I heard wierd clicks on my phone. Homeland Security must be eavesdropping. DANG! |
04-24-2006, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Ohiogal I knew I heard wierd clicks on my phone. Homeland Security must be eavesdropping. DANG! |
**A: please comb your hair and redo your nail polish. Smile, Big Brother is watching************** |
04-24-2006, 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Ohiogal I knew I heard wierd clicks on my phone. Homeland Security must be eavesdropping. DANG! | Nope!
Check with your phone company about them clicks. They will give you the "Microsoft Miracle" answer: "That's not a bug...IT'S A FEATURE!" 
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04-24-2006, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by seniorjudge What is the name of your state? LA
[url]http://www.virginianewssource.com/images/VATerrorismManual.pdf[/url]
...
VIRGINIA BEACH (March 21 2006) - - A state training manual on terrorism has apparently been written by a bunch of under-educated bureaucratic 'goons' or 'thugs' while wearing **** hobnailed boots as they stomped on the Constitution.
More incredibly is it is being used to train state employees how to recognize terrorists. "Now boys here is what you look for...".
You might be a terrorist if....!
Under the definitions of the state's training manual on terrorism, you're a terrorist if you are:
In any anti-government and militia movements
Are property-rights activists
Are in any racist, separatist and hate groups
Are an environmental and animal rights activist
Are a religious extremist
Are in a street gang
...
(Read the whole thing on the link above).
[url]http://www.virginianewssource.com/VNS/terrorismrpt.html[/url]
So, if you are in the NAACP, League of the South, Sons of Confederate Veterans, Congressional Black Caucus, an Orthodox Jewish synagogue, Unitarian/Universalist Church (ultraliberal), Southern Baptist Church (ultraconservative), Sierra Club, Nature Conservancy, home owners association, etc. etc. THEN YOU MIGHT BE A TERRORIST! |
So what about the "card carrying" members of the NRA? what about the communists? what about the pentacostals...I think we're leaving a lot of folks out.   |
04-25-2006, 08:33 AM
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Originally Posted by weenor So what about the "card carrying" members of the NRA? what about the communists? what about the pentacostals...I think we're leaving a lot of folks out. | The NRA is anti-terrorist.
Communists don't believe in property rights or religion.
When reached for comment, the local Pentacostal preacher replied, "Blaba bloofa smiggely sploo terrorism!"
However, I do believe that illegal immigrants could be considered terrorists by those definitions.
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04-25-2006, 09:14 AM
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| | | Semantics, lawyers, semantics...
The operative word is could...
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04-27-2006, 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by HomeGuru **A: please comb your hair and redo your nail polish. Smile, Big Brother is watching************** | Dang.. now i definitely need another pedicure and manicure.
Okay.. smiling pretty CHEESE! |
04-27-2006, 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted by seniorjudge Nope!
Check with your phone company about them clicks. They will give you the "Microsoft Miracle" answer: "That's not a bug...IT'S A FEATURE!" | Cool... hmmmmm wait a minute... what does this FEATURE do?  |
04-27-2006, 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted by HappyHusband The NRA is anti-terrorist.
Communists don't believe in property rights or religion.
When reached for comment, the local Pentacostal preacher replied, "Blaba bloofa smiggely sploo terrorism!"
However, I do believe that illegal immigrants could be considered terrorists by those definitions. | crap, the pentacostal preacher made me spit my soda! | |
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