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You might be a terrorist if...What is the name of your state? LA [url]http://www.virginianewssource.com/images/VATerrorismManual.pdf[/url] ... VIRGINIA BEACH (March 21 2006) - - A state training manual on terrorism has apparently been written by a bunch of under-educated bureaucratic 'goons' or 'thugs' while wearing **** hobnailed boots as they stomped on the Constitution. More incredibly is it is being used to train state employees how to recognize terrorists. "Now boys here is what you look for...". You might be a terrorist if....! Under the definitions of the state's training manual on terrorism, you're a terrorist if you are: In any anti-government and militia movements Are property-rights activists Are in any racist, separatist and hate groups Are an environmental and animal rights activist Are a religious extremist Are in a street gang ... (Read the whole thing on the link above). [url]http://www.virginianewssource.com/VNS/terrorismrpt.html[/url] So, if you are in the NAACP, League of the South, Sons of Confederate Veterans, Congressional Black Caucus, an Orthodox Jewish synagogue, Unitarian/Universalist Church (ultraliberal), Southern Baptist Church (ultraconservative), Sierra Club, Nature Conservancy, home owners association, etc. etc. THEN YOU MIGHT BE A TERRORIST!
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| I knew I heard wierd clicks on my phone. Homeland Security must be eavesdropping. DANG! |
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**A: please comb your hair and redo your nail polish. Smile, Big Brother is watching************** |
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Check with your phone company about them clicks. They will give you the "Microsoft Miracle" answer: "That's not a bug...IT'S A FEATURE!" ![]()
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So what about the "card carrying" members of the NRA? what about the communists? what about the pentacostals...I think we're leaving a lot of folks out. ![]() |
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Communists don't believe in property rights or religion. When reached for comment, the local Pentacostal preacher replied, "Blaba bloofa smiggely sploo terrorism!" However, I do believe that illegal immigrants could be considered terrorists by those definitions.
__________________ DISCLAIMER: I am not certified by the Texas Board of Legal Specialization. I am not an attorney. I have not passed the Texas Bar Examination. |
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| Semantics, lawyers, semantics... The operative word is could...
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Okay.. smiling pretty CHEESE! ![]() |
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