Please advise on proper procedural forms

[Truemagnum15]

What is the name of your state (only U.S. law)?

 

[curb1]

Really tough question. Give us some hints.

 

[TigerD]

Thank you. I am so pleased to see someone actually request this information.

Proper procedural forms:
General form questions should be addressed to the "Esteemed Board".
Questions directed to Antigone should be addressed "Dear Goddess."
Questions directed to quincy should be addressed "The Right Honourable Quincy" or "My Lord".
Questions directed to dave33 should expect the reply "Dave's not here. He went to get the stuff."
Questions directed to ohiogal should be addressed "All knowing and most beneficial".
Questions directed to zigner should be addressed "The wise and generous Zigner."
Questions directed to silverplum should be addressed "Most elegant and tasteful".
Questions directed to banned_princess should be addressed "Your highness".
Questions directed to LdiJ don't require a specific title, but demand the utmost in courtesy because you can found. No, really. You can be.
Questions directed to willjo should be addressed "And now for something completely different".
Questions directed to the mods or board mother should be addressed as "Hal" or simply "M".
Questions regarding tech support can be addressed to "Q".
Questions directed to me should be clearly written out in full in the memo field of your pre-printed request form commonly called a checkbook. Sign where it say signature. Leave the other fields blank, I'll take care of it. Oh, yes, I also answer to "Your grace", "my liege", and the dinner bell.
Questions should not be directed to He-who-shall-not-be-named, the one who uses the initial I, A, A, L. Ever. In fact, forget the initials.
Prepare for other titles and forms of address to be added.

DC

 

[Zigner]

Thank you. I am so pleased to see someone actually request this information.

Proper procedural forms:
General form questions should be addressed to the "Esteemed Board".
Questions directed to Antigone should be addressed "Dear Goddess."
Questions directed to quincy should be addressed "The Right Honourable Quincy" or "My Lord".
Questions directed to dave33 should expect the reply "Dave's not here. He went to get the stuff."
Questions directed to ohiogal should be addressed "All knowing and most beneficial".
Questions directed to zigner should be addressed "The wise and generous Zigner."
Questions directed to silverplum should be addressed "Most elegant and tasteful".
Questions directed to banned_princess should be addressed "Your highness".
Questions directed to LdiJ don't require a specific title, but demand the utmost in courtesy because you can found. No, really. You can be.
Questions directed to willjo should be addressed "And now for something completely different".
Questions directed to the mods or board mother should be addressed as "Hal" or simply "M".
Questions regarding tech support can be addressed to "Q".
Questions directed to me should be clearly written out in full in the memo field of your pre-printed request form commonly called a checkbook. Sign where it say signature. Leave the other fields blank, I'll take care of it. Oh, yes, I also answer to "Your grace", "my liege", and the dinner bell.
Questions should not be directed to He-who-shall-not-be-named, the one who uses the initial I, A, A, L. Ever. In fact, forget the initials.
Prepare for other titles and forms of address to be added.

DC

Awesome - but I don't know if mine's accurate...I mean, generous? Blah!

 

[Truemagnum15]

Really tough question. Give us some hints.

What kind of hints? I will give you whatever info you need.

 

[Zigner]

What kind of hints? I will give you whatever info you need.

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[tranquility]

What kind of hints? I will give you whatever info you need.

Perhaps your state and what you're trying to do would be a good start.