car was searched without consent and i was arrested for cociane

[CJane]

IF [condition A happens]
THEN [condition B happens}
OTHERWISE
THEN [condition C happens]
ENDIF




CJane, you got questions on programming or logic, you come to SJ, okay?

Yessir. Thanks ever so much.

 

[Mike Groaning]

Sometimes I get reminded about the editing in Cops, sometimes I get reminded why software companies don't let their programmers talk to customers. All part of another good-spirited day at FreeAdvice.com

 

[seniorjudge]

...
sometimes I get reminded why software companies don't let their programmers talk to customers.
....

Probably because the programmers might tell the customers something useful!

 

[Mike Groaning]

If you are joking, then I am laughing.*




*The preceding sentence was merely expressive, and should not be given literal interpretation outside the context of its surrounding remarks; I've already assumed it was a joke, and have already laughed.