Heh.

[TinkerBelleLuvr]

Do like my children suggest when I told them I had no money. Mom, just write a check.

Maybe the toothfairy will arrive under MY pillow for a change.

 

[CourtClerk]

I don’t know if I would do it, but I kind of liked the operator job someone posted about earlier. Its gotta be good money, flexible hours… As broke as many FA visitors are, it’s pretty smart.

Are you speaking of the poster who wanted that night job that required her to be in her room while the children were sleeping? First, I'd be totally grossed out. Second, I'm sitting here thinking already... how much longer should I stay up... and it's only 8:30

 

[CourtClerk]

Do like my children suggest when I told them I had no money. Mom, just write a check.

Stink thinks you just slide your card....

Maybe the toothfairy will arrive under MY pillow for a change.

I've heard you can get about $5 a tooth these days. I like soup. I can adjust...

 

[TinkerBelleLuvr]

I've heard you can get about $5 a tooth these days. I like soup. I can adjust...

There are some days the toothfairy found $5 in her wallet ... othertimes, she had to sacrifice her dollar coins

And the going rate for sitters is like $10-$12/hour. I've thought about doing that part-time. I know how to change diapers and burp babies .. well, I sorta remember vaguely

 

[CourtClerk]

There are some days the toothfairy found $5 in her wallet ... othertimes, she had to sacrifice her dollar coins

And the going rate for sitters is like $10-$12/hour. I've thought about doing that part-time. I know how to change diapers and burp babies .. well, I sorta remember vaguely

When Stink was first born and I was still in college, my mother used to do me the favor of babysitting at night while I was in class. First night I came home, his diaper was on backwards (tapes in the back). Granted, it had been YEARS since she had to change a diaper. She figured, on little girls, the picture on underwear goes in the back on their bottom... same should be with diapers, so she put it on with the picture strip in the back. I'm still trying to figure out 12 years later how she managed to get that on him...

 

[gottasmilemore]

Damn I miss all the fun. Why did I go to work today.

Anyone like skyline drive???? i live 3 miles from the gateway in virginia, BUT i live 25 miles away from the nearest walmart

 

[CJane]

First night I came home, his diaper was on backwards (tapes in the back).

From the time that Wild and Unruly were 2 until they were potty trained, they had to wear their diapers backwards and DUCT TAPED. Otherwise, they were nekkid in 2 seconds flat.

Twain has discovered how to untape his diapers... but not how to take off his pants. So very often, his diaper is not really ON him, but he's not really naked.

 

[gottasmilemore]

From the time that Wild and Unruly were 2 until they were potty trained, they had to wear their diapers backwards and DUCT TAPED. Otherwise, they were nekkid in 2 seconds flat.

Hmm. duct tape......I will have to try that

Twain has discovered how to untape his diapers... but not how to take off his pants. So very often, his diaper is not really ON him, but he's not really naked.

Yeah i have that problem. maybe duct tape is a good solution. but what about the pull-ups...things that make you go hmmmm

 

[CJane]

Yeah i have that problem. maybe duct tape is a good solution. but what about the pull-ups...things that make you go hmmmm

Pull-ups are a serious waste of money.

I used REAL training pants. Pull ups don't let 'em feel that they're wet. Real training pants? Seriously uncomfortable. The girls were potty trained in a week.

But my mom is a sick woman. She wants to buy THIS for Twain...

http://www.babybungalow.com/potrurforlib.html

 

[gottasmilemore]

But my mom is a sick woman. She wants to buy THIS for Twain...

http://www.babybungalow.com/potrurforlib.html

Whoa, scary. What will they think of next. They already have toilets that SING.

We havent tried the training pants. really i think Tink just wants the attention and is having hard time with changes.

but duct tape for the little Monkey isn't a bad idea

 

[casa]

Oh yeah???? Well, you guys have Hurricanes... and a bunch of them too! And....

We can take the doggy to the beach
Not over 100 near our coast either
I've got a Seaworld (San Diego)
I've got Mickey and Friends (and I'm only about a 15 minute drive from them)
I've got Thornton Wineries... food, wine and outdoor jazz festivals
The Playboy Jazz Festival
The Long Beach Jazz Festival
Six Flags
2 aquariums
The San Diego Zoo AND The Wild Animal Park

...Magic Mountain, Knotts Scary Farm, Aquarium of the Pacific, LegoLand, we can go from beach to snow in 2 1/2 hrs...Los Angeles Zoo, HollyWeird, etc. etc. etc.

 

[LdiJ]

I haven't had a hurricane since Mardi Gras in 99. Gawd that was a good time.

QUOTE]

I haven't had a hurricane since 1985, and on that particular occasion I had SIX. I remember the conversation with the policeman as something like this:

"Your friend is taking a little nap huh?"

"Yes Sir"

"Been to Pat O'Brien's haven't you?" (Our bag of 1 dozen souvenir glasses might have been a clue)

"Yes Sir"

"Had a little too much to drink?" (again, same clue)

"Yes Sir"

"You don't plan to drive that car do you?"

"No Sir" (although I was sitting in the driver's seat)

"Well, I suggest that you lock up tight and join your friend in a little nap. I will check on you from time to time and when you wake up, you get yourself some Hurricane cure from that little cafe over there and then you can drive home."

"Yes Sir"

Worst hangover of my life.

 

[TinkerBelleLuvr]

"Been to Pat O'Brien's haven't you?"

Hey, the first Hurricane is SOOOOOO good that you think - hey, what's the big deal, so you have the second .... wham

How in the world did you guys have a dozen! I barely did two and I was drunker than a skunk. Good thing we were taking a taxi back to the hotel.

 

[Just Blue]

Are you speaking of the poster who wanted that night job that required her to be in her room while the children were sleeping? First, I'd be totally grossed out. Second, I'm sitting here thinking already... how much longer should I stay up... and it's only 8:30

Hey...I think that being an "operator" is a good job...Great pay and you get to use your imagination...wink wink...I have been told by a few people...okay a few MEN...that I have an "operator" voice and should go into that line of work....
So whatdoya all think...Should I open up "1-900-Baybabe"....

 

[CourtClerk]

Hey...I think that being an "operator" is a good job...Great pay and you get to use your imagination...wink wink...I have been told by a few people...okay a few MEN...that I have an "operator" voice and should go into that line of work....
So whatdoya all think...Should I open up "1-900-Baybabe"....

It's the thought of some REALLY old man saying something like..... spank me baby or all that gross deep breathing that sounds like I'm having an asthma attack that gets me. Makes me want to lend someone my inhaler.

but I like your future phone number...