How can I get a Pro Boner attorney?

[Savage Dragon]

What is the name of your state? UT

How can I get a Pro Boner attorney?

I look on the website and all the pro boner attorneys are all for illegal aliens and Mexican issues.

Is this political funded by some left wing billionaire? Why are there no attorneys willing to take a case involving defending my rights as an American?

 

[HighwayMan]

It's "Pro bono".

You already have an attorney. You know, the one in the magazine.

 

[Savage Dragon]

It's "Pro bono".

You already have an attorney. You know, the one in the magazine.

I have heard it both ways. Either is acceptable.

Are you so ignorant that you think I only have 1 case? Also the cases are on the exact same issue so that the same specialist attorney can handle both issues? I am getting raped over the coals on legal fees here. I need a pro Boner Civil rights attorney because my civil rights have been violated.

 

[stealth2]

EXCELLENT typo, though!

How can I get a Pro Boner attorney?

 

[stealth2]

I am getting raped over the coals on legal fees here.

And the term you *mean* is "getting raked over the coals". To the library with you, my friend! Be beware - they allow "illegal" people (and *gasp* the homeless!) to read, too.

 

[LdiJ]

I have heard it both ways. Either is acceptable.

Are you so ignorant that you think I only have 1 case? Also the cases are on the exact same issue so that the same specialist attorney can handle both issues? I am getting raped over the coals on legal fees here. I need a pro Boner Civil rights attorney because my civil rights have been violated.

Either way is NOT acceptable. If you have heard it both ways then the people you are talking to are not knowledgeable.

 

[stealth2]

I have heard it both ways. Either is acceptable.

LOL pro bono is a shortened version of pro bono publico means "for the public good"... (you can look this up in the dictionary - a real one, not Urban Dictionary).

pro boner, on the other hand, means "Doing something that seems charitable or altruistic, but is in fact done with the hope it will increase your chances of getting laid." (courtesy of Urban Dictionary)

I suspect you will not find a real lawyer to do pro boner work, unless you look like Jason Mamoa.

 

[Just Blue]

LOL pro bono is a shortened version of pro bono publico means "for the public good"... (you can look this up in the dictionary - a real one, not Urban Dictionary).

pro boner, on the other hand, means "Doing something that seems charitable or altruistic, but is in fact done with the hope it will increase your chances of getting laid." (courtesy of Urban Dictionary)

I suspect you will not find a real lawyer to do pro boner work, unless you look like Jason Mamoa.

yummy...Jason Mamoa....

 

[quincy]

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Judging from the several threads he started, he obviously had a lot of time on his hands this morning to ponder his many legal problems. Apparently Savage Dragon's top-rated attorney was unavailable to take his call.