He's Busted!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the name of your state?
OH
The warrant was collected TODAY!!!
He's in jail now.
Posession of marijuana, drug pariphanalia, careless driving, and DUI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They'll have the records ready for me to pick up tomorrow!
His Mom better have my son right now!

No more worries for me on the hearing this TUESDAY!!!!


YIPPIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Proved he still uses!!!!!!!!

AND it happened on a Friday, he has our son EVERY friday night!



Bartender...
A ROUND FOR THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CONGRATULATIONS! That's so awesome!

I've paid my dues -
Time after time -
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime -
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face -
But I've come through

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end -
We are the champions -
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions - of the world -

I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls -
You brought me fame and fortuen and everything that goes with it
-
I thank you all -

But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise -
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race -
And I ain't gonna lose -

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end -
We are the champions -
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions - of the world -

bononos said:

What is the name of your state?
OH
The warrant was collected TODAY!!!
He's in jail now.
Posession of marijuana, drug pariphanalia, careless driving, and DUI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They'll have the records ready for me to pick up tomorrow!
His Mom better have my son right now!

No more worries for me on the hearing this TUESDAY!!!!


YIPPIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Proved he still uses!!!!!!!!

AND it happened on a Friday, he has our son EVERY friday night!



Bartender...
A ROUND FOR THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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It is a very good thing you were just randomly checking on that, or else you would not know any of this was going on!!! Congrats (on being able to prove it) and best of luck!

bononos said:

What is the name of your state?
OH
The warrant was collected TODAY!!!
He's in jail now.
Posession of marijuana, drug pariphanalia, careless driving, and DUI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They'll have the records ready for me to pick up tomorrow!
His Mom better have my son right now!

No more worries for me on the hearing this TUESDAY!!!!


YIPPIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Proved he still uses!!!!!!!!

AND it happened on a Friday, he has our son EVERY friday night!



Bartender...
A ROUND FOR THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Keep all your posts in the thread you started on this subject.

You are confusing the old people on this forum.

Ithildriel said:

I've paid my dues -
Time after time -
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime -
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face -
But I've come through

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end -
We are the champions -
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions - of the world -

I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls -
You brought me fame and fortuen and everything that goes with it
-
I thank you all -

But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise -
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race -
And I ain't gonna lose -

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end -
We are the champions -
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions - of the world -

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LMFAO!

I can't wipe this cheesy grin off my face.

seniorjudge said:

Keep all your posts in the thread you started on this subject.

You are confusing the old people on this forum.

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Moderator locked it!
Here's the link if ya'll need it:

?Assistance needed on this one
https://forum.freeadvice.com/showthread.php?t=318331

a celabration song...

The warden threw a party in the county jail.
The prison band was there and they began to wail.
The band was jumpin_ and the joint began to swing.
You should_ve heard those knocked out jailbirds sing.
Let_s rock, everybody, let_s rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin_ to the jailhouse rock.

Spider murphy played the tenor saxophone,
Little joe was blowin_ on the slide trombone.
The drummer boy from illinois went crash, boom, bang,
The whole rhythm section was the purple gang.
Let_s rock, everybody, let_s rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin_ to the jailhouse rock.

Number forty-seven said to number three:
You_re the cutest jailbird I ever did see.
I sure would be delighted with your company,
Come on and do the jailhouse rock with me.
Let_s rock, everybody, let_s rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin_ to the jailhouse rock.

The sad sack was a sittin_ on a block of stone
Way over in the corner weepin_ all alone.
The warden said, hey, buddy, don_t you be no square.
If you can_t find a partner use a wooden chair.
Let_s rock, everybody, let_s rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin_ to the jailhouse rock.

Shifty henry said to bugs, for heaven_s sake,
No one_s lookin_, now_s our chance to make a break.
Bugsy turned to shifty and he said, nix nix,
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks.
Let_s rock, everybody, let_s rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin_ to the jailhouse rock.



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eme76 said:

The warden threw a party in the county jail.
The prison band was there and they began to wail.
The band was jumpin’ and the joint began to swing.
You should’ve heard those knocked out jailbirds sing.
Let’s rock, everybody, let’s rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin’ to the jailhouse rock.

Spider murphy played the tenor saxophone,
Little joe was blowin’ on the slide trombone.
The drummer boy from illinois went crash, boom, bang,
The whole rhythm section was the purple gang.
Let’s rock, everybody, let’s rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin’ to the jailhouse rock.

Number forty-seven said to number three:
You’re the cutest jailbird I ever did see.
I sure would be delighted with your company,
Come on and do the jailhouse rock with me.
Let’s rock, everybody, let’s rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin’ to the jailhouse rock.

The sad sack was a sittin’ on a block of stone
Way over in the corner weepin’ all alone.
The warden said, hey, buddy, don’t you be no square.
If you can’t find a partner use a wooden chair.
Let’s rock, everybody, let’s rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin’ to the jailhouse rock.

Shifty henry said to bugs, for heaven’s sake,
No one’s lookin’, now’s our chance to make a break.
Bugsy turned to shifty and he said, nix nix,
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks.
Let’s rock, everybody, let’s rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin’ to the jailhouse rock.

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OH
MY
GOD

I'm going to pee myself!

See....he eventually tripped himself up again! Since he was arrested on a day he has your child he's looking at supervised visitation. Ask for rehab/drug testing as a requirement

~Ta-da!~

Congrats on your great catch and the fruits thereof!

Thanks all!
I will NEVER recommend it, but maybe I will be one of the Pro Se success stories, but you have to have been an idiot (like me) to marry such an idiot (like the ex), who just screws it for himself!

Hey now...

edit...Ith yours was better

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The more celebration songs the better, especially if she keeps the alcohol flowin'

in honor of the drinks....

Ithildriel said:

The more celebration songs the better, especially if she keeps the alcohol flowin'

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Words & music by stephen duffy & steven page

Alcohol, my permanent accessory
Alcohol, a party-time necessity
Alchool, alternative to feeling like yourself
O alcohol, I still drink to your health

I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol

Forget the caffe latte, screw the raspberry iced tea
A malibu and coke for you, a g&t for me
Alcohol, your songs resolve like
My life never will
When someone else is picking up the bill

I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
O alcohol, would you please forgive me?
For while I cannot love myself
I’ll use something else

I thought that alcohol was just for those with
Nothing else to do
I thought that drinking just to get drunk
Was a waste of precious booze
But now I know that there’s a time
And there’s a place where I can choose
To walk the fine line between
Self-control and self-abuse

I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
Would you please ignore that you
Found me on the floor
Trying on your camisole?
O alcohol, would you please forgive me?
For while I cannot love myself
I’ll use something else.

Would you please forgive me
Would you please forgive me

Ithildriel said:

The more celebration songs the better, especially if she keeps the alcohol flowin'

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It's feeling like a margarita kind of day!
Do you like frozen or on the rocks?
Salt or no salt?

I definately have to send quite a few drinks to Rmet and Ohiogal!

I'm sure this thread will be closed before we get a good buzz on!