What is the name of your state?Amusement
A father walked into a book store with his young son. The boy was holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy started choking and going blue in the face. The father realized the boy had swallowed the quarter and shouted for help.
A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit was sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looked up, put her coffee cup down, neatly folded the newspaper and placed it on the counter. She then got up from her seat and made her way, unhurried, across the book store.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully dropped his pants, took hold of the boy's testicles and started to squeeze and twist…gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulsed violently and coughed up the quarter, which the woman deftly caught in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman handed the coin to the father and walked back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he was sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushed over to the woman and started thanking her. "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic!” the man remarked, “Are you a doctor?"
"No," the woman replied, "Divorce attorney".
A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit was sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looked up, put her coffee cup down, neatly folded the newspaper and placed it on the counter. She then got up from her seat and made her way, unhurried, across the book store.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully dropped his pants, took hold of the boy's testicles and started to squeeze and twist…gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulsed violently and coughed up the quarter, which the woman deftly caught in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman handed the coin to the father and walked back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he was sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushed over to the woman and started thanking her. "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic!” the man remarked, “Are you a doctor?"
"No," the woman replied, "Divorce attorney".