Another Day.. another post..

[LegalBeagle]

Maybe the last day for this board.. and today I passed 2000 posts.. I think I need to grab a beer, relax and watch for a while

Stats ..

Posts: 2002
Times I have been abused: 93 (IAAL currently holds this record)
Times I have abused someone: 37
Thanks Given: 132
Offers of sexual favors for help given: 2
Times my parentage has been questioned: 17
Disagreements with IAAL: 3
Corrections made to IAAL posts: 3
Times I have abused HomeGuru: 11
Number of funny posts: 1921
Number found funny by others: 2
Number of times I have insulted AR & OK: 23

 

[LadyBlu]

I demand a RECOUNT!!!


ok, having to research now..

Posts as Ladyblu= 320
Posts as TxBlu= Now that bites.. not only did I lose my rights to my nick, but they lost my post count.. hmm, ok, well then I am gonna guess on this one..*S* (assuming post intents) 250... (and that is probably wayyyyy under what it should have been)

Posts as Invisible Blonde: 34


Would anyone like to Contest this count??

Staying with the Politically Correct theme here...
(watch out though I have just discovered I can turn people into toads.. )

 

[LegalBeagle]

Re: I demand a RECOUNT!!!

ok, having to research now..

Posts as Ladyblu= 320
Posts as TxBlu= Now that bites.. not only did I lose my rights to my nick, but they lost my post count.. hmm, ok, well then I am gonna guess on this one..*S* (assuming post intents) 250... (and that is probably wayyyyy under what it should have been)

Posts as Invisible Blonde: 34


Would anyone like to Contest this count??

No, but I demand that all my votes be totalled.. which would put me above Homey in the top 10 ..

 

[Always searching]

Great idea

I have done that...a Memorial

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

Stats ..

Posts: Over 19 Billion Served
Times I have been abused: 19 Billion times
Times I have abused someone: Each and every goddamned chance I get
Thanks Given: What is this? The Last Supper?
Offers of sexual favors for help given: 19 Billion (and I'm pooped)
Times my parentage has been questioned: What parentage? Test Tube [thank you very much - - they don't call me Mr. Sterile for nothing - - no, wait, isn't that the reason?]
Disagreements with IAAL: I always disagree with myself
Corrections made to IAAL posts: None. They're all great !
Times I have abused HomeGuru: Every chance I get
Number of funny posts: If you count this one, it's still none.
Number found funny by others: 18 Billion, even when serious - - just ask the Bankruptcy people.
Number of times I have insulted AR & OK: All the time.
Number of times I go to X-rated sites after each answer I give here: I'll never tell.
Times I thought LegalBeagle was a female: 3, but I still keep thinking it.
Number of times I wished I remembered to write to Always Searching, but haven't, and now I'm too embarrassed: 100

 

[Always searching]

IAAL

Hey I still love you. ok

 

[LadyBlu]

Stats ..
Number of times I go to X-rated sites after each answer I give here: I'll never tell.

<Snickering> and here I thought I was the only one that did that..

 

[LegalBeagle]

Times I thought LegalBeagle was a female: 3, but I still keep thinking it.

It must be my new frilly dress that is confusing you.. My mother always said I looked like a man in it.

 

[NowIKnow]

LegalBegal- Thank You for the reply. If you get a chance could you please broaden your comment on (If she is not already married). This is in regards to the recovery of engagement rings in NY State. Thanks Again.

 

[HomeGuru]

That was just hilarous. Thanks guys.

 

[LegalBeagle]

That was just hilarous. Thanks guys.

Don't get to happy.. I aim to make it '12' real soon..

 

[HomeGuru]

Why not shoot for a bakers dozen wise guy in a dress?

 

[LegalBeagle]

Why not shoot for a bakers dozen wise guy in a dress?

Jealous ?