When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
It is forbidden for anyone to have a pair of pliers in his possession.
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
It is illegal to possess an illegal drink.
It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. (You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers)
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
A twenty five dollar annual fee is required to possess a dead alligator.
It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.