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Assault on husband's girlfriend

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I AM ALWAYS LIABLE

Senior Member
REParker819 said:
Nothing I like better than a frisky lawyer nestled between them. lol.

You are on a roll tonight.

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My response:

Well, now that I've given myself a complete "woody", I'm going to bed and I'm going to let Mrs. Liable "have it"!!

But, remember, "I'll be looking at the moon, but I'll be seeing you."

Good night, sweetcheeks. We'll meet again . . .

IAAL
 


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REParker819

Guest
*sigh* Right now i am so jealous of Mrs. Liable.

Until we meet again.
 

stealth2

Under the Radar Member
Since things have hopefully cooled off a little... ;)

To the OP - you're joking, right? I hope you have a lawyer, 'cause that's the only possible way for you to get off easy. And why the hell are you staying with this scumbag?
 
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dyinginside

Guest
i dont even think the op will have anything else to say on this matter lol i think iaal ran her off
 

I AM ALWAYS LIABLE

Senior Member
dyinginside said:
i dont even think the op will have anything else to say on this matter lol i think iaal ran her off

My response:

As well I should have. I don't have time for trailer trash pond scum - - and the original writer definitely qualifies.

IAAL
 

I AM ALWAYS LIABLE

Senior Member
dyinginside said:
but they are people too lol

My response:

Are you serious? You believe that criminal, social misfits are people?

If that's true, then please, don't move next to my home. I happen to enjoy "social order" and people who obey the law.

IAAL
 
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dyinginside

Guest
oh i didnt tell you i just bought the house nextdoor?actually i think im gonna tear it down and put ........can you believe this? a doublewide! lmao nah obviously im just messin with ya. just for the record i was also just joking in my last post. i figured you would notice. see: lol: me joking
 
dyinginside said:
oh i didnt tell you i just bought the house nextdoor?actually i think im gonna tear it down and put ........can you believe this? a doublewide! lmao
LOL I would pay to see that!! :D
 

I AM ALWAYS LIABLE

Senior Member
CAPrincess said:
LOL I would pay to see that!! :D

My response:

You would rather "pay" to watch a home being demolished to install a doublewide, rather than pay to watch me and Parker - - or, to join in with me and Parker?

Hey, if that's what you'd rather do . . .

IAAL
 
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coosi

Guest
I give great cinematography (and you know what they say about people who use words with more than three syllables)...
 
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coosi

Guest
(begin corny 1970's porn music, here)"

I happen to have diverse talents. I can do sound too. (fade in... "Baw, chica, chica, baw, baw..."
 

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