BelizeBreeze
Senior Member
What is the name of your state? Belly Laughing on the floor
Here is a repeat of the post that made my day. Just thought I'd share it with all of you.
The original can be found here:
https://forum.freeadvice.com/showthread.php?t=232501
THE TOP 10 MOST TERRIBLE THINGS that can be said about you at a swinger's party.
10. Hey, it's shorty!
9. Since you're not doing anything, care to get me something to eat? (said while you're making it with a fat broad).
8. Anyone want to take a turn with my husband for a six pack?
7. You've GOT TO BE KIDDING!!!!
6. Sorry, we don't serve midgets.
5. Are you sure you have the right party? There is a meeting of underachievers annonymous just down the street.
4. It's only shrinkage when you've been swimming dude.
3. Welcome m'am...OH MY GOODNESS, I'm sooo sorry SIR.
2. Are you French by any chance?
AND the number one most terrible thing they can say about you at a swinger's meeting.
We charge by the inch.....Enjoy yourself compliments of the house.
Here is a repeat of the post that made my day. Just thought I'd share it with all of you.
The original can be found here:
https://forum.freeadvice.com/showthread.php?t=232501
THE TOP 10 MOST TERRIBLE THINGS that can be said about you at a swinger's party.
10. Hey, it's shorty!
9. Since you're not doing anything, care to get me something to eat? (said while you're making it with a fat broad).
8. Anyone want to take a turn with my husband for a six pack?
7. You've GOT TO BE KIDDING!!!!
6. Sorry, we don't serve midgets.
5. Are you sure you have the right party? There is a meeting of underachievers annonymous just down the street.
4. It's only shrinkage when you've been swimming dude.
3. Welcome m'am...OH MY GOODNESS, I'm sooo sorry SIR.
2. Are you French by any chance?
AND the number one most terrible thing they can say about you at a swinger's meeting.
We charge by the inch.....Enjoy yourself compliments of the house.
