Why would I care to get into any kind of financial arrangement with you, Debt Collector? I find it even more ridiculous that your charity hinges on the ramifications of my advice. Why don't you donate the money anyway? Or is that too much for your abrasive character to commit to?I'll tell you what: If stewy does what you advised here and you're right the debt is voided by the judge, I'll donate $2,000 to the charity of your choice. If stewy does what you say and he gets a judgment against him, you pay his judgment for him.
I am sure one of the fine lawyers on this site will draw up the agreement.