Divorce papers

[amumaugh]

I wrote my divorce papers on my own, could anyone take a look at them and let me know what they think?

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

I wrote my divorce papers on my own, could anyone take a look at them and let me know what they think?

My response:

How would we do that?

Come to your home?

If so, LegalBeagle and I require First Class plane fares, plus all expenses - - pre-paid, of course.

We require First Class accomodations - - that doesn't mean at the Best Western truck stop, either.

We require $350.00 per hour, plus per diem.

When would you like to make arrangements?

IAAL

[Edited by I AM ALWAYS LIABLE on 12-08-2000 at 03:06 PM]

 

[LegalBeagle]

and it has to be a big plane.. first class on a 727 or 737 sucks!

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

and it has to be a big plane.. first class on a 727 or 737 sucks!

My response:

For an extra $1,000.00, LegalBeagle will dress up as a World War II fighter Ace, fly behind enemy lines in his Super Turbocharged Spitfire, and straif your husband's home. Then, for good measure, he'll parachute to safety and sneak up on that Hun and slit his throat. Then, he'll rejoin the squadron and . . .

Wait a minute . . . I'm sorry; I was thinking of Snoopy the beagle flying over Europe. Nevermind.

IAAL

 

[LegalBeagle]

You know they are making Spitfires again.. For 1.25M you can have one made... and for that amount I will not be parachuting anywhere.. this dog goes down with the plane.. however, unless the ex has some ack ack guns then I should be ok..

 

[jj'smom]

not being helpful

Hey legalbeagle and IaaL

I think that she was serious. Why are u making fun of her? As a newbie to this board, I am disappointed in your reply.

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

My response:

I have no doubt our writer was serious. And, we are NOT "making fun of" our writer. We like our writers to these boards. We just feel that it's an impossible request - - "making fun of" and "having fun with" our writers are two very important differentiations.

Just how would YOU suggest we "take a look" at her divorce papers, as she's requested?

I think, even our writer, realizes that we can do nothing to assist her with her request.

So, calm down, take it easy, and please don't "project" your emotions onto someone else's thread who just wants to have papers reviewed. Nothing "earth-shattering" is going on.

IAAL

[Edited by I AM ALWAYS LIABLE on 12-09-2000 at 12:01 PM]

 

[amumaugh]

very funny, but...

First off, I am not a she. Don't worry, no hard feelings. I have all my papers wrote up in a word document so it would not be hard for someone to take a look at them. Thanks

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

Re: very funny, but...

First off, I am not a she. Don't worry, no hard feelings. I have all my papers wrote up in a word document so it would not be hard for someone to take a look at them. Thanks

My response:

I was under the impression they were Court Form documents - - usually they are, and you didn't specify.

However, if you want to post them here, go for it.

Sorry about the gender assumption. But, we had to give you some sort of gender in order to write our replies. We had a 50/50 shot. However, in some States . . .

IAAL

 

[amumaugh]

papers

I'd rather not post my papers for everyone to see, is there any way I could email them to you. I believe they are complete but I just wanted someone to look at them with a different perspective.

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

Re: papers

I'd rather not post my papers for everyone to see, is there any way I could email them to you. I believe they are complete but I just wanted someone to look at them with a different perspective.

My response:

Remove all real names, and replace with JOHN DOE and JANE DOE. Then post them here. No one knows who you are when you write here. Oh, and if you decide to do as I suggest, start a new thread.

Everyone will try to help you.

IAAL