jjergp said:
Help Please,
I have not seen my wife in 30 years. I would like to remarry, but can't untill I end my first marriage. I don't know where she lives. I dont have her social security number or indentifications.
Sincerely,
john
My response:
You think you've got problems ?
I've been looking at my wife for the past 30 years, and I can't get rid of her ! ! At least you can't locate your wife ! So, you're lucky !
When I was a kid I got no respect. I worked in a pet store. People kept asking how big I get.
I tell ya, with my wife I got no sex life. Just when I get going, she wakes up.
My childhood was rough. Once for my birthday, my old man gave me a bat. The first day I played with it, it flew away.
I don't get no respect at all. My wife, she ran off with my best friend. Now I got no dog.
The other night I went to visit my mother. She was on her hands and knees. I said. "Ma, you're off your rocker."
Oh, I was an ugly kid. My old man took me to the zoo. They thanked him for returning me.
I tell ya, blind dates never work out. I had a blind date. The girl, she showed up, she was pregnant. What do ya say to a girl that's pregnant? What have you been doing lately? And she told me she had a fight with her boyfriend. I said, "Look, you tell your boyfriend next time you fight, he should knock you down."
Oh I live in a bad neighborhood. But one thing in my neighborhood, though, the parents, they always know where their children are. Yeah, they see them on the news.
When I was a kid I got no respect. I told my old man, "I'm sick and tired of running around in circles." He got mad. He nailed down my other foot.
Now with hookers I don't go for big money, I give 'em twenty dollars. That's all. I make my own deal with them. I give 'em twenty dollars in dimes. And I got to be finished by the time they count it.
I tell ya, I get no respect . . .
Now, how about your State name ?
IAAL
[Edited by I AM ALWAYS LIABLE on 02-05-2001 at 11:26 PM]
