Its A Long Sordid Story...
Dear Mel,
Oh you betcha... a very convoluted case between my NOW ex B/F & HIS NOW ex landlord with me caught in cross-fire! I'm happy to give details; I’ll try to be brief.
Today’s post refers to my ex-B/F's ex-landlord (LL) who refuses to deliver a Jacuzzi of mine (he has spa b/c I contracted him months ago to do minor dry rot repair on cabinet surround but he is now in breach of contract) so I am filing a suit. Ex B/F vacated LL's property due to dispute over flood damage. LL refused to surrender ex B/F's property also but we obtained court order/break order. Ex B/F recovered most of his things. But before pro spa movers I hired were able to load my Jacuzzi, deputies bailed out. LL attempted to attack them for allowing my Ex B/F to recover his things.& got pepper sprayed . Deps then decided unarmed 69yr old was too dangerous for 2 fully armed deputies to handle (guess the deputies forgot they CAN arrest & handcuffs are just to accessorize uniform) so they were leaving which forced us to leave also. Thus, my spa is still at LL's property & $500 was wasted for pro spa movers to move nothing.
Since I was tired of constantly bailing out B/F financially & dealing with his headaches, I split with him. Tho' I am in no manner a party to B/F's dispute with LL, the psycho withholds MY property to get revenge on B/F. So now Ex B/F owes a LOT of money & the LL has vandalized my expensive spa (spa was trashed when spa movers & I inspected) LL is a true wacko with serious control issues; delusionally believes he can break laws with impunity. He is King Carl of Ohmsville, Despotic Megalomaniac of Jamul, Calif. The Barmy Baron of Badlam is digging himself a deep & nasty legal middens with his unlawful actions against me/my property & that of my Ex B/F's. Judge at Temp Restraining Order hearing was disgusted w/ LL & keeping with my analogy actually said he would 'dethrone" His Loony Lordship, but was unable to rule on property recovery in the scope of protection petition. I consulted w/ civil lit. attorney yesterday who advised me what to file. After complaint is filed against LL, I can then request an Ex Parte hearing for Writ of Possession (CCP 512.010-020) tho' I doubt the spa will be worth recovering after LL's vandalism. It was pristine when he transported it up there, what still exists of my Jacuzzi bears no resemblance to the unit I entrusted to him.
As for ex B/F, it looks like I will have to sue him too since he acts as tho' he doesn't have to repay all the money loaned to him (atty's retainer, moving costs, etc. plus large loan for dayum telescope which he should have paid off already). Once Ex's attorney gets LL's 'name only' lien removed from Ex B/F's vehicle titles, mine will replace it. BTW, DMV is just one of several gov. agencies investigating LL. DMV may file perjury charges for requesting new titles & claiming old ones lost when, in fact LL knew full well EX B/F has always had them. LL never had 'pinks' b/c no legal attachments exist; his name went on as lien holder merely to prevent CSEB from seizing 4 yrs ago. Calif's CSEB's computerized system is famous for faulty accting. & errors on Dan's non-delinquent child support acct. caused CSEB to threaten seizure. CSEB practice legalized extortiion & internal errors require Divine Intervention to compel corrections. That was sorted out 2 yrs ago but LL was always "too busy" to go to DMV to file sign offs. Possibly you now see what I mean by Ex B/F's headaches? The man is a professional victim!!! To be candid, I rue the days on which I met each of the Basty Nastards!!!!
So there you have the condensed version. Actually more twists exist but IF you are really that curious, send me an email for the rest of details. This whole deal is more stomach churning than the worst of Soap Operas! However, THIS Diva is a bit pissed the Screenwrite forgot to script HER Deus Ex Machina in this drama-rama! I would swear my contract has a D.E.M clause. Someone call my agent!
Contemplating Cloistered Nunhood,
WhyCant