fiance getting harassed in prison!

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

"Why don't you go get laid and then maybe you won't be such an ass."

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My response:

Oh, that's funny!

Hey, between the two of us, who do you think is having more problems getting "laid"? You or me?

You are too, too, funny!

IAAL

 

[Selina Sedai]

There is an old saying, something like never argue with a fool. People wont be able to tell the difference.

Actually, I thought the saying was 'Never argue with a fool. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you to death with experience.'

 

[silyshely]

But I'm not the one being an *******, you are. Some people need to get laid to relieve all that tension that pours out onto people. I don't mind waiting for my man. It doesn't affect the daily functions of life like it obviously effects you.

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

But I'm not the one being an *******, you are. Some people need to get laid to relieve all that tension that pours out onto people. I don't mind waiting for my man. It doesn't affect the daily functions of life like it obviously effects you.

My response:

As long as you keep your index finger well exercised, you should be okay while you're "waitin' for your man." You know, he's the one with the felony drug trafficking conviction, and who's being transferred to another prison to wait out the next 5 to 8 years.



IAAL

 

[silyshely]

Who said anything about 5 to 8 years? My man will be out in January

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

TOP 10 Reasons Why They Won't Give You Conjugal Visits - -

NUMBER 10: Even with makeup, you look like Don Rickles.

NUMBER 9: You giggle uncontrollably everytime someone says "subpoena".

NUMBER 8: Because you're having conjugal visits with yourself.

NUMBER 7: During a prison patdown search, the guard asks you to pull your pants back up.

NUMBER 6: Your attempts to create a prison environment free of sexual harassment failed miserably because that's one of their favorite pastimes.

NUMBER 5: After a spat, he says to you, "Don't kid yourself - - I can always find another sexually-ambiguous, freaky looking, woman like you."

NUMBER 4: The most common greeting from the guards when you walk in is, "Who's frying bacon?"

NUMBER 3: Your prison towels are marked "His" and "Dumbo's."

NUMBER 2: When the guard greets you at the gate he says, "Oh, yes, you can see him over there in the loser section".

AND NOW, the NUMBER ONE Reason Why They Won't Give You Conjugal Visits - -

You keep taunting the other prisoners by saying, "You see boys, I can step in, I can step out, I can step in, I can step out."

IAAL [/B][/QUOTE]

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

TOP 10 Ways To Tell That You're In Love With A Convict - -

NUMBER 10: No pick-up line better than "have sex with me or I'll have you executed."

NUMBER 9: He tells you, "Of all the women I've slept with, you're somewhere in the 40-45th percentile."

NUMBER 8: He lovingly mentions, "You know, you're almost as good as some of the men around here."

NUMBER 7: To simulate being with you, he closes his eyes and hugs Bubba.

NUMBER 6: To demonstrate his love for you, he balloons up to your weight - - 346 pounds.

NUMBER 5: He wants to be up front about his past lovers, even if it takes all weekend to list them.

NUMBER 4: When he's not in prison, he's the coolest, and dreamiest guy on the Indian reservation.

NUMBER 3: Sends you love poem: "I'd like for you and I to date, `cause you're so much prettier than my cellmate."

NUMBER 2: He invites you for a lovely candlelit dinner in the mess hall.

AND NOW, the NUMBER ONE Way To Tell That You're In Love With A Convict - -

He whispers to you, "why do you think you're too fat to make love? Just let me use one of your folds."


IAAL

 

[silyshely]

Sweety, conjugal visits don't apply to me and I am proud to be with my criminal!

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

Sweety, conjugal visits don't apply to me and I am proud to be with my criminal!

My response:

Hey, Selina Sedai, it's no wonder that you can't get another man to look at you - - you have 4 children!

Geez, I'd pass you by in a heartbeat as soon as I found that out, too!

IAAL


P.S. Wanna know how I got your REAL name?

 

[silyshely]

Oohh I'm scared now! What's your deal anyways? Why do you want to pick on me? I just came in here innocently trying to get some legit advice and it seems that you can't accept that. If you have nothing that is going to help me then why the heck do you want to harass me? Do you get off on it?

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

Oohh I'm scared now! What's your deal anyways? Why do you want to pick on me? I just came in here innocently trying to get some legit advice and it seems that you can't accept that. If you have nothing that is going to help me then why the heck do you want to harass me? Do you get off on it?

My response:

Dear Selina Sedai, it's not harassment since you're writing to a public forum. You keep coming back! So, as long as you keep coming back, we can comment about you - - it's as simple as that. If you don't want your life to become even more public, then all you have to do is stay off of these forums.

IAAL

 

[HomeGuru]

Hey, that's the Selina Sedai with the sisters.

 

[CAPrincess]

My response:

Hey, Selina Sedai, it's no wonder that you can't get another man to look at you - - you have 4 children!

Geez, I'd pass you by in a heartbeat as soon as I found that out, too!

IAAL


P.S. Wanna know how I got your REAL name?

It is kinda creepy you can just find out a person's real name, IAAL.

 

[Jamie Jo]

You people are plain sick and twisted...Leave the girl alone...She has her beliefs, and she will stand by them no matter how much you think ou can harass her about it.

Grow up...IAMALWAYSLIABLE, just how do you know so much about conjugual visits? Have you done them before? You sure have alot of input on them...Sorry your inamte left you for some that doesnt wiegh 380lbs but left this girl live her own life...If she wanted you put downs she would ask for them but that is not what she asked for...

 

[silyshely]

My response:



P.S. Wanna know how I got your REAL name?

No, O.J. I don't wanna know and I don't care!