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I realize this is not a question or regular post but
I thought everyone needed a good laugh.
(note to the moderators of this site, feel free to remove it if you wish)

>>>Things You'd Love to Say at Work, But Can't!
1.I can see your point, but I still think you're full of ****.
2.Im really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
3.I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
4.I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
5.I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
6.I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
7.Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
8.And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...?
9.This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
10.If I throw a stick, will you leave?



I wish

I WISH I could say that to the customers at work!



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