GA sex offender probation: new questions about legal document (see my last post; #29)
Please, let's not turn this thread into a flame war about how much we hate sex offenders and child molesters; I hate them too, we all hate them, and they should be slapped on the wrist/jailed briefly/thrown in prison for years/thrown in prison for life/tortured/killed/sent immediately to hell/whatever. That's not the mission of this thread, so play nice and act like adults.
I am on Georgia probation (though serving it in another state through interstate compact) for some mind-numbingly stupid, inappropriate stuff I did when I was 20; I was just recently released from incarceration (I'm now 29). That's not really relevant either, but I know somebody's going to ask, and that's all I feel like is any of your business (enterprising people may research to find out more, but they're the nosy type that I'm not talking to with this post, anyway).
In any case, the Georgia probation has a long list of "special conditions" for sex offenders. Among those conditions is a bizzarely-worded, self-contradicting clause:
"You shall never drive alone, especially through parks, playgrounds, school zones, or other areas where children are commonly known to be." (emphasis added).
What in the world is this supposed to mean? Can I drive alone or not? My probation officer has stopped answering my calls (I was calling twice a day to verify that I was within compliance on everything I was doing), and I have a family member who wants to buy me a car, but I don't want them to waste money if I can't drive the thing without a co-pilot (does God count?)
. I've got twelve years of probation, so I want to get this right. Prison's an experience I don't want to go through again!
This is not part of my question, but I wanted somebody else to see this: among the other special conditions, I cannot date anyone who has children, and if I get married and my wife gets pregnant, I have to petition the court for permission to see my own kids (and cannot live with them). Then there's this marvelous clause:
"Except as authorized by the Court or the Probation Officer, you shall not create, possess, access or control any type of photograph, video, rendering, or digital imagery of any minor."
...So, I can't go to any news sites, because they sometimes have stories about children with a photograph; and I can't go to YouTube, because in the "suggested" section there might be a thumbnail of a child prodigy; and I can't watch Pixar's "Up", because it contains a digital rendering of a minor; and I can't draw a stick figure of a child. Does this seem arcane to anyone else?
Please, let's not turn this thread into a flame war about how much we hate sex offenders and child molesters; I hate them too, we all hate them, and they should be slapped on the wrist/jailed briefly/thrown in prison for years/thrown in prison for life/tortured/killed/sent immediately to hell/whatever. That's not the mission of this thread, so play nice and act like adults.
I am on Georgia probation (though serving it in another state through interstate compact) for some mind-numbingly stupid, inappropriate stuff I did when I was 20; I was just recently released from incarceration (I'm now 29). That's not really relevant either, but I know somebody's going to ask, and that's all I feel like is any of your business (enterprising people may research to find out more, but they're the nosy type that I'm not talking to with this post, anyway).
In any case, the Georgia probation has a long list of "special conditions" for sex offenders. Among those conditions is a bizzarely-worded, self-contradicting clause:
"You shall never drive alone, especially through parks, playgrounds, school zones, or other areas where children are commonly known to be." (emphasis added).
What in the world is this supposed to mean? Can I drive alone or not? My probation officer has stopped answering my calls (I was calling twice a day to verify that I was within compliance on everything I was doing), and I have a family member who wants to buy me a car, but I don't want them to waste money if I can't drive the thing without a co-pilot (does God count?)
This is not part of my question, but I wanted somebody else to see this: among the other special conditions, I cannot date anyone who has children, and if I get married and my wife gets pregnant, I have to petition the court for permission to see my own kids (and cannot live with them). Then there's this marvelous clause:
"Except as authorized by the Court or the Probation Officer, you shall not create, possess, access or control any type of photograph, video, rendering, or digital imagery of any minor."
...So, I can't go to any news sites, because they sometimes have stories about children with a photograph; and I can't go to YouTube, because in the "suggested" section there might be a thumbnail of a child prodigy; and I can't watch Pixar's "Up", because it contains a digital rendering of a minor; and I can't draw a stick figure of a child. Does this seem arcane to anyone else?
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