Ooooh, ooooh, ooooh, please let me answer this one, puhleeeeeze Mr. Halket
A redneck tenant will tell you they don't have the rent money cause they just spent $140 (rent is $120) to get a little swimming pool set up out back for the Mrs.--she likes to sunbathe.
A redneck tenant considers rent on time if it's still the month it became due.
A redneck tenant will offer you tools in exchange for rent cause they don't have the money this month.
A redneck tenant will tell all their church people that they have mean landlords because we've asked them to vacate--they are 3 months behind on rent.
After making the LLs get an attorney and take them to court for a lift of an automatic stay, a redneck tenant will cry to their congregation that we are evil and took them to court for no reason.
A redneck tenant borrows a car from church people, returns it with a broken timing belt. They borrow a van, return it with 2 flat tires. They ask the LLs if the truck sitting over here runs....
A redneck tenant has money to feed 3 large dogs, a cat and a ferret but no rent money.
A redneck tenant when learning that they 'might' get food stamps, rushes to the store and buys dog food, cigarettes and hair coloring with their cash...ooops, they didn't get any assistance. Once again, no money for us.
A redneck tenant comes beating on your door at midnight, screaming and yelling that her husband is beating her. The sheriff arrests him in our front yard. Her brother bails his brother-in-law out of jail, mad at his sister for causing a scene. Husband violates restraining order so they can live happily ever after, when it's court time and she has to testify, she leaves the state so she doesn't have to 'get her husband in trouble'.
A redneck tenant abandons their doublewide on your property and it takes a couple of months to get the repo guys out here.