I have visited your website (
http://www.ebbysucks.com/) and have a few 'random' comments on your situation:
1) Inspector:
a) In reviewing the attachments to your site, I notice that the inspector did NOT use the TREC required form (form 7A-0), but used his 'own'. I believe that this is also a violation of the TREC rules. TREC "§535.227. Standards of Practice: General Provisions.
(b)(2)(F) complete the standard inspection report form under §535.223 of this title (relating to Standard Inspection Reports)if that section applies;"
http://www.trec.state.tx.us/pdf/administration/rei7A-0_980615.pdf/
TREC Inspection Rules can be found at:
http://www.trec.state.tx.us/pdf/rules/535.227_231.pdf
c) It does appear that both his PE license and TREC inspector licenses were valid when he did the inspection.
2) Realtor: Personally, I believe that you are putting far more importance on their services than normal. The agents main purpose is to put the buyer and seller together and to make sure that all the documents are properly handled and it sounds like this agent did that. The only link to your situation that I can see is that the agent referred you to the inspector and that really doesn't make the agent liable for the inspectors shortcomings (if any).
3) I have also read the inspection report, and though it doesn't follow the TREC mandated form, it appears that he DID perform an inspection and noted numerous things that were wrong with the property... including that the water heater itself was functional (at the time of inspection).
4) Specifics:
a) You complain that the tile began falling off the shower two months after moving in. Is there ANY evidence that the tiles were falling off (or had fallen off) at the time of his inspection???
b) Required repairs not made: Why, why did you close on the property without making SURE that the required repairs were completed?? Big mistake!
c) When Ann repeatedly said, "I will do what's right", why did you not get that in writing. Big mistake! Even when you felt during a subsequent meeting that she was "washing her hands of us", your 'get it in writing' alarms should have been going off!!
d) Finally, lets look at your specific complaints vs. the inspection report:
1. Complaint: "Work on voided thermal windows had yet to be completed."
Report: Clearly shows this as a problem.
2. Complaint: "Primary A/C condensate line was blocked and was causing water to be sent to the back-up onto the patio."
Report: Looks like you got him on this one... he says "functional". But you must have noticed the water dripping on the patio and wondered "What?"
3. Complaint: "A/C would not run as circuit breaker tripped continuously."
Report: Seems strange. The report details specific temperature 'delta' which implies it was running at least long enough to get chill.
4. Complaint: "Guest bathroom toilet was not attached to floor."
Report: Looks like you got him here... report says 'base anchorage: functional'"
5. Complaint: "Guest bathroom sink stopper was completely rusted in pipe and was not functional."
Report: And here (report says 'drain stops functional')
6. Complaint: "Burnt iron mark in carpet concealed by a throw rug in the master bathroom."
Report: Carpet is not part of inspection. You should have noticed this one yourself.
7. Complaint: "Hot water faucet not functional in master bathroom sink as it was turned off since it ran continously."
Report: Got him here also (says functional)
8. Complaint: "A/C Compressor Not Level."
Report: Not a part of inspection (but should have been noticed).
9. Complaint: "Gutters leaking, clogged, and coming away from house."
Report: Noted as 'functional', but this is also something that you should have noticed on your own.
10. Complaint: "Chimney not reinforced to the house and rocking in the wind."
Report: this isn't a part of the inspection, but should have been noted if found incidental to inspection.
11. Complaint: "Several outlets not functional in home."
Report: These are noted on the report.
12. Complaint: "Window screens checked by inspector were torn and unusable. (Missing from
breakfast nook and were informed they were in the attic by inspector.)"
Report: noted in report.
13. Complaint: "Master bathroom shower handle broken."
Report: doesn't specifically include this, but you should have seen this yourself.
14. Complaint: "Missed voided thermal window panes."
Report: This is a duplicate item and was noted in the report.
Summary: I feel that by claiming ALL of these as faults of others, you are trying to defer some of the responsibility that you should have. However, I feel you do have a somewhat valid complaint about the quality of the inspection report and I suggest you get an accurate estimate of repair and take the inspector, agent and seller to small claims court.... all in one case. Let the judge determine liability (if any).