To be safe, if you can't hold a copy of the divorce decree in your hand, you need to file for divorce. Sorry, can't help you with the investigation part.
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MISDIAGNOSIS
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in a coin.
"Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card. "It says I'm energetic, bright, resourceful and a great lover."
"Yeah," his wife nodded, "and it has your weight wrong, too."
MARRIAGE - A Husband's Viewpoint
1. Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (A life sentence !!!)
2. Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over the
strings are attached.
3. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Marriage is an institution. Therefore
marriage is an institution for the blind.
4. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree
and the woman gets her Masters.
5. Marriage requires a man to prepare 5 types of "RINGS" :
a) The Engagement Ring
b) The Wedding Ring
c) The SuffeRing
d) The EnduRing
e) The TortuRing
STILL LOVE ME?
Milton came into his wife's room one day. "If I were, say, disfigured, would you still love me," he asked her.
"Darling, I'll always love you," she said calmly, filing her nails.
"How about if I became impotent, couldn't make love to you any more?" he asked anxiously.
"Don't worry, darling, I'll always love you," she told him, buffing her nails.
"Well, how about if I lost my job as vice president?" Milton went on, if I weren't pulling in six figures any more. Would you still love me then?"
The woman looked over at her husband's worried face. "Milton, I'll always love you," she reassured him, "but most of all, I'll really miss you."
