IAAL - HELP!!!

[LegalBeagle]

Only joking.

I do not think we have crossed paths the last couple of weeks. Hope all is well with you and mrs Liable.

Roe v. Wade
Roe v. Wade
Roe v. Wade
Roe v. Wade
Roe v. Wade

I can say it.. !

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

My response:

Oh, very funny. Crying wolf again, eh ?

How ya doin', my 'ol pal 'o mio ?

Hey, I do hope your Holidays were wonderful !

Look at my stats - - not only am I beautiful, but I just had my 1 year aniversary with FreeAdvice.Com !! Wowee, zowee !!

We'll be keepin' in touch with you . . . even in spirit.

Your pal,

Roe

 

[HomeGuru]

Dear Top Dog,
Happy One Year.
Your Friend,
HomeGuru

 

[HomeGuru]

LB, if you get caught in the floodwaters, it's row versus wade.
Signed,
Moses

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

Dear Top Dog,
Happy One Year.
Your Friend,
HomeGuru

My response:

Thank you, Homey !

Here's a little speech I wrote for the occasion . . .

"There once was a gal from Nepal . . ."

Oh, damn, wrong paper !!

Good to hear from you again, me amigo.

IAAL

 

[LegalBeagle]

Yes I saw your stats.. not very impressive if you ask me.. 63 going on 81 .. 46-56-46 .. With all your money I would have thought a country home was in order..

Alas I will not be around next week.. I have somehow been conned into doing some work in a place called CT .. I tried for hours to find it on the map but keep being told it is near NY and is a cold place.

Loved the abuse HG got in the traffic section..

Signed,
'the boat'

 

[HomeGuru]

Yes I saw your stats.. not very impressive if you ask me.. 63 going on 81 .. 46-56-46 .. With all your money I would have thought a country home was in order..

Alas I will not be around next week.. I have somehow been conned into doing some work in a place called CT .. I tried for hours to find it on the map but keep being told it is near NY and is a cold place.

Loved the abuse HG got in the traffic section..

Signed,
'the boat'

HomeGuru response: Yeah, another nut case on the boards. He wins one in traffic court and thinks he's God. Did you two send this guy over from the Family Law forum?

 

[LegalBeagle]

HomeGuru response: Yeah, another nut case on the boards. He wins one in traffic court and thinks he's God. Did you two send this guy over from the Family Law forum?

I am so sorry Homey, but things seemed to have been quiet for you recently and thought you needed to get that blood pressure back up to at least register on the scale..

 

[HomeGuru]

HomeGuru response: Yeah, another nut case on the boards. He wins one in traffic court and thinks he's God. Did you two send this guy over from the Family Law forum?

I am so sorry Homey, but things seemed to have been quiet for you recently and thought you needed to get that blood pressure back up to at least register on the scale..

HG response: Ha, my blood pressure is so low because I practice the art of Yogi and mediation. Sometimes I practice Booboo too.