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What is the name of your state? CA

My sister was backing out of her driveway and hit the fender of a package delivery company vehicle. The vehicle was parked on the street with its lights flashing, but its fender was extended about 3 feet into the driveway.

She does not deny being responsible for hitting the fender. What bothered her, though, was that the street was completely empty of cars on that side of the street (it was street sweeping day), so the driver of the company vehicle could have easily parked without blocking a driveway. Also, that the fenders on these vehicles are quite low to the ground and not easy to see.

There's about $2,400 in damage to my sister's car. The other vehicle sustained no damage. She seeking 1/3 the repair cost for parking irresponsibly and negligence. The company says they will not pay anything.

Given these facts, would it be worthwhile to take this to small claims?

Thank you for any feedback.


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She hit a parked vehicle, she is at fault. Since there is so much damage to her vehicle, did she do the manditory reporting to the DMV?
SECTION 16000-16005

16000. (a) The driver of a motor vehicle who is in any manner
involved in an accident originating from the operation of the motor
vehicle on a street or highway, or is involved in a reportable
off-highway accident, as defined in Section 16000.1, that has
resulted in damage to the property of any one person in excess of
seven hundred fifty dollars ($750), or in bodily injury, or in the
death of any person shall report the accident, within 10 days after
the accident, either personally or through an insurance agent,
broker, or legal representative, on a form approved by the
department, to the office of the department at Sacramento, subject to
this chapter. The driver shall identify on the form, by name and
current residence address, if available, any person involved in the
accident complaining of bodily injury.


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non-ditzyblonde said:
What is the name of your state? CA

My sister was backing out of her driveway and hit the fender of a package delivery company vehicle. The vehicle was parked on the street with its lights flashing, but its fender was extended about 3 feet into the driveway.

She does not deny being responsible for hitting the fender. What bothered her, though, was that the street was completely empty of cars on that side of the street (it was street sweeping day), so the driver of the company vehicle could have easily parked without blocking a driveway. Also, that the fenders on these vehicles are quite low to the ground and not easy to see.

There's about $2,400 in damage to my sister's car. The other vehicle sustained no damage. She seeking 1/3 the repair cost for parking irresponsibly and negligence. The company says they will not pay anything.

Given these facts, would it be worthwhile to take this to small claims?

Thank you for any feedback.
WEll damn, it was your SISTER who is the DItz :D
Bad news for sis. Tell her to turn in the blonde wig and submit the claim to her insurance. The company is not liable to her for her bad driving.
Thank you for the replies.


No, she did not report it and I doubt she will.


Ha! Well, actually she's no ditz either. But she does have distraction issues. Except when she's angry- then her focus is laser-sharp and she's relentless!


Let me ask you this: If I'm catching the drift here then anyone hitting a parked car is responsible for the accident- no matter if it's parked illegally. Would it make any difference if the part of the vehicle protruding into the driveway was hard to see? What if someone had parked their empty boat trailer blocking the driveway. The hitch is about 12 inches off the ground and connected to the metal frame of the trailer. You back up and hit it. Solely your fault? How about it someone's parked motorcycle falls over and is laying across your driveway and you back into it. Still your fault, and your fault alone?

I appreciate your thoughts.


Senior Member
Well those BIG delivery trucks are pretty hard to miss :rolleyes: was she distracted because the delivery guy was wearing shorts? ;)

Yes, they are hard to miss. She saw the truck- but not the low-lying fender sticking into the driveway.

Blonde Lebinese,

Blondes need to stick together. Help me out here :eek:)


I just think it's an interesting area of law. Surely at some point the person creating the hazard becomes partially at fault. If it were a foggy day with minimal visibility, and someone parked their vehicle or boat trailer as described above, would they not incur some liability?


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non-ditzyblonde said:

Yes, they are hard to miss. She saw the truck- but not the low-lying fender sticking into the driveway.

Blonde Lebinese,

Blondes need to stick together. Help me out here :eek:)


I just think it's an interesting area of law. Surely at some point the person creating the hazard becomes partially at fault. If it were a foggy day with minimal visibility, and someone parked their vehicle or boat trailer as described above, would they not incur some liability?
Asile 3 at the drug store, chose any color you want :)
So she saw the BIG truck and still missed :eek:
This will become a family story, enjoy it.

Wait a minute here is a list on inventions by Blondes:

Top Ten Inventions By Blonds

The waterproof towel
Solar-powered flash light
Submarine screen door
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart board
A dictionary index
Ejector seat in a helicopter
Powdered water
Pedal-powered wheelchair
Waterproof tea bags
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And I'm NOT really a Blonde LOl sorry , go find a Blonde rowing in the middle of the Field , she might Know :D

Ok I wasn't going to bring up ditzy , but now ya got me wondering ????? :cool:
I appreciate all of your responses.

The inventions by blondes is hilarious and will be saved.

Don't need to go down Aisle 3 as this is all natural.

"Proximate cause" is what I was looking for and what I will look into.

Continuing to beat a dead horse....

At some point, doesn't a person who creates a hazardous situation become at least partially responsible for any damage caused by such hazard?

Thanks to everyone- I truly enjoy these exchanges.


Senior Member
Help on the way:

How did the blond explain how his helicopter crashed?
He said it was getting cold, so he turned off the ceiling fan.

Why did the blond quit his job as a restroom attendant?
He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer.

What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials?

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower?
The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds.

Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is
sucking hers, one is biting hers, one is licking hers. Which one is married?
The one with the wedding ring.

What's the advantage of being married to a blond?
You can park in handicapped zones.

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
It is the one with the kickstand.

Why did the blond take his new scarf back to the store?
It was too tight.

Did you hear about the blond who gave his cat a bath?
He still hasn't gotten all the hair off his tongue.

How does a psychic refer to a blonde?
Light reading.

Did you hear about the blond who thought he discovered that
he had a twin brother?
He didn't realize he was looking in a mirror.

There were two blondes walking down the street and they spotted a compact.
They rushed over to see who it belonged to so they could return it. The
first one opens it and says, "This person looks familiar" The second one
says, "Let me see." She looks at her friend and says, "Silly, that's me!"

What do you call a blond in a leather jacket?
A rebel without a clue!

A blond is going to London on a plane; how can you steal his
window seat?
Tell him all seats going to London are in the middle row.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering?
The noise gave her a headache.

Why don't blonds have elevator jobs?
They don't know the route.

What did the blond do when he noticed that someone had already
written on the overhead transparency?
He turned it over and used the other side.

Did you hear about the blond who just bought an A.M. radio?
It took him two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.

Did you hear about the blonde who couldn't wait to see 20,000
leagues under the sea?
She said that he loved baseball, and was surprised that there
were so many teams.

Why did the blond stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?
He wanted to see what he looked like asleep.

How many blonds does it take to make a circuit?
Two: one to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass him the
blow dryer!

Why do blondes have more fun?
They are easier to keep amused.

What does a postcard from a blond's vacation say?
Having a wonderful time. Where am I?

Why do blonds have TGIF on their shoes?
Toes go in first.

Why don't blondes make good pharmacists?
They can't get the bottle into the typewriter.

Why did the blond scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.

Why did the blond tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
So he wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

How does a blond hemophiliac treat himself?

Why did the blond get so excited after he finished the jigsaw
puzzle in only six months?
Because on the box, it said "From 2-4 years."

Did you hear about the blond who shot an arrow into the air?
He missed.

What's the difference between a blonde and a tree?
The tree knows when it's being cut down.

Why are most blonde jokes one-liners?
So men will understand them.

Did you hear about the blonde who won the gold medal at the
She had it bronzed.

What's a blonde's favorite color?
A light shade of clear.

What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
They both get easier to pick-up with age.

Did you hear about the blond prisoner who was found in his cell
with half a dozen bumps on his head?
He tried to hang himself with a bungee cord.

Hear about the blond explorer?
He bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert.

Did you hear about the blond who thought nitrates were cheaper than
day rates?

A blond lived on a farm. He didn't get many visitors, so I went to
see him...when I got there, he was standing stiff as a board, out in
the middle of the cow paddock. I yelled out to him, and asked what he
was doing standing out there all still and straight. He replied that he
was trying to win a Nobel Peace prize. I said, "Well, that's great, but
what are you doing in the paddock?" He replied, "I was reading the
newspaper, and it said all you had to do to win the Nobel Peace prize
was to be outstanding in your field."

A blonde goes to get her hair cut. The hair stylist cuts for about 30
minutes, hands the blonde a mirror and asks, "How do you like it?" The
blonde says, "It's okay, but could you make it just a little longer on
the back?"

Blonde: I was born in the U.S.
Friend: Oh really, what part?
Blonde: All of me, silly.

How do you confuse a blond?
You don't have to. They're born that way.

How do you confuse a blond?
Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.

How do you confuse a blonde?
Ask him, "How do you confuse a blonde?" and walk
away. However, he will bug you for the answer all day.

Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
To keep the refrigerator cold.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
Frosted Flakes.

Why don't blonds call 911 in an emergency?
They can't remember the number.
Or: They can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.

Why couldn't the blond write the number ELEVEN?
He didn't know which ONE came first.

What is every blonde's ambition in life?
To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

How does a blond spell 'farm'?

What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
Third grade.

What do you call a blond in an institution of higher learning?
A visitor.

What do you call a blond CPA?
An impostor.

Why did the blonde stay up all night studying?
She had a urine test the next day.

What is the definition of gross ignorance?
144 blonds.

Do blondes read Shakespeare?
"No, who wrote it?"

Why are blonds hurt by peoples' words?
Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Did you hear about that blond who was an M.D.?
Yes, Mentally Deficient.

What's the Blonde's Cheer?
"I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....uh, oh well..
I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yeah yeah yeah..."

Did you hear about the blonde who went to the library and
checked out a book called "How to Hug"?
Got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the

What does 'XXX' stand for?
Blonds co-signing a note!

How did you know a blonde would do it for change?
Maybe she thinks pennies are easier to count than dollar bills!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead are in kindergarten; which
one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she is the only one that's 18.

A dumb blond was bragging about his knowledge of the state capitals.
He proudly said, "go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
A redhead said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blond replied, "Oh, that's easy - 'W'."

Blonde Medical Terminology

Anally - occurring yearly
Artery - study of paintings
Bacteria - back door of cafeteria
Barium - what doctors do when treatment fails
Benign - what you be after you be eight
Bowel - A, E, I, O, or U
Caesarian section - district in Rome
Cat scan - searching for kitty
Cauterize - made eye contact with her
Colic - sheep dog
Coma - a punctuation mark
Condom - small apartment complex
Congenital - friendly
D+C - where Washington is
Diaphragm - drawing in geometry
Diarrhea - journal of daily events
Dilate - to live long
Enema - not a friend
Fallopian Tube - part of a tv set
Fester - quicker
Fetus - character in "Gunsmoke"
Fibula - a small lie
Genitals - people of non-Jewish origins
G.I. Series - soldiers' ball game
Grippe - suitcase
Hangnail - coat hook
Impotent - distinguished, well known
Intense pain - torture in a teepee
Labor pain - got hurt at work
Medical staff - doctor's cane
Menopause - button on the VHS remote control
Menstrual cycle - thing with three wheels
Morbid - higher offer
Nitrates - cheaper than day rates
Node - was aware of
Outpatient - person who had fainted
Pap smear - fatherhood test
Pelvis - cousin of Elvis
Post operative - letter carrier
Protein - favoring young people
Rectum - d*mn near killed 'em
Recovery room - place to do upholstery
Rheumatic - amorous
Scar - rolled tobacco leaf
Scrotum - small planet near Uranus
Secretion - hiding anything
Seizure - Roman emperor
Serology - study of knighthood
Tablet - small tablet
Terminal illness - sickness at airport
Testicles - found on an octopus
Tibia - country in North Africa
Tumor - an extra pair
Umbilical chord - part of a parachute
Urine - opposite of you're out
Vagina - heart trouble
Varicose - located nearby
Vein - conceited
Vulva - automobile from Sweden


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More help :)
Did you hear about the blond couple that were found frozen to
death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
They went to see "Closed for the Winter."

How do you recognize a blond at a car wash?
He's the one on his bike.

What do you call four blondes in a Volkswagon?

Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
You can park in the handicap zone.

Did you hear about the blond who almost caused a car accident?
The spare tire in his trunk blew out.

How does the blonde car pool work?
They all meet at work at 7:45.

Why do blonds drive BMWs?
Because they can spell it.

What did the blond do when he heard that 90% of accidents
occur within five miles of home?
He moved ten miles away.

Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
In case she locks the keys in her car.

Why did the blond have tire tread marks on his back?
From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK."

Why did the blond cross the road?
I don't know.
Neither did he.
Or: He wanted to see the geese because he heard honking!

What goes "Vroom...screech...vroom...screech...vroom...screech?"
A blonde at a flashing red light.

Two blonds observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of
their Mercedes with a coat hanger:
Blond#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting
to rain and the top is down!

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a
handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to
the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for
her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had
paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his
pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch,
it's a Ferrari."

Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?
They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

A blonde was walking along, when she looked up to observe a bird flying
overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over
her. The blonde says, "Good thing I had my mouth open, or that would've
hit me right in the face!"

There was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes. One day, she
decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair.
She went driving down a country road and came across a herd
of sheep. She stopped and called the sheep herder over.
"Tell you what. I have a proposition for you," said the woman.
"If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take
one home?" "Sure," said the sheep herder. So, she sat up and looked
at the herd for a second and then replied "382." "Wow." Said the herder.
"That is exactly right. Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take
home." So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car.
Then, the herder said, "Okay, now I have a proposition for you."
"What is it?" queried the woman.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the
horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and
rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm
grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides
down the side of the horse anyway.
The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try
and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is
now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck
against the ground again and again. As her head is battered against the
ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when...the
Wal-Mart manager runs out and shuts the horse off.

Why are there no dumb brunettes?

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.

What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
An interpreter.

If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits
the ground first?
The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.
Or: The brunette. The blonde is such an airhead.

Why did the blonde dye her hair brunette?
She thought it would help her get a higher score on the SAT.

Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
From eating with forks.

Did you hear about the blonde who ate rocky mountain oysters?
She was dragged 200 yards.

What did the blond say to the physicist?
"Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"

How does a blond kill a fish?
He drowns it.

How did the blond die ice fishing?
He was run over by the zamboni.

Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing
poles with the lines in the water. A game warden came up behind
them, tapped one on the shoulder and said, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd
like to see your fishing licenses."
"We don't have any." replied the first blonde.
"Well, if you're going to fish, you need fishing licenses."
"But officer," replied the second blonde, "we aren't fishing. We all
have magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off the
bottom of the river."
The warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were
magnets tied on the end of each line. "Well, I know of no law against it,"
said the warden, "take all the debris you want." And with that, he left.
As soon as he was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing
hysterically. "What a dumb cop," the second blonde said to the
other two, "doesn't he know that there are steelhead trout in this river?!"

Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?
It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.

Why can't blonds make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.

Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID?
Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.

Why don't blondes double recipes?
The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.

What does a blonde make best for dinner?

What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blond hair?
Last year's Hide and Seek winner.

Why do blondes have more fun?
They are easier to keep amused.

How do you keep a blond busy?
Write 'please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
(I'll tell you tomorrow.)

How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person
to say 'hi.'

Why do blondes shower for hours?
The shampoo bottle says, "Lather, rinse, and repeat!"

How do you get a blond to be quiet?
Say: "A penny for your thoughts."

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
To turn the blinker off.

What does a blond say when you ask him if the blinker is on?
It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.

What is the difference between Elvis and smart blonds?
Elvis has been sighted.

Why did the blond snort Nutra-Sweet?
He thought it was Diet Coke.

Why do blondes wear earmuffs?
To avoid the draft.


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Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
They're too hard to peel.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?

Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
For throwing out the W's.

How do you confuse a blond?
Ask him to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

Why does it work?
"Does three come before E, between M and W, or at the end?"

Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
(With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!

How do blondes pierce their ears?
They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
There is a stamp on it.

A blonde goes into an appliance store looking for a tv. After
a few minutes, she picks one out and approaches the salesman. "I want
to buy this television," she says. The salesman replies, "Sorry, we
don't serve blondes here." She gets mad, leaves and goes home.
She dyes her hair brown and returns to the store. "I want to buy this
television." she says to the salesman, getting the same response;
"Sorry miss, we don't serve blondes here." She leaves again, frustrated.
She goes home and proceeds to shave her head, eyebrows and all, leaving
no visible trace of blonde hair on her head. Upon returning to the store,
she once again approaches the salesman. "Sir, I would like to purchase
this television, and I don't want any problems." To which the salesman
replies, "Sorry Miss, we don't serve blondes." Fed up with this, she
cries, "How can you tell that I am blonde? I have dyed my hair and
even resorted to shaving my head!" To which the salesman replied, "Well,
Miss, that television you are trying to buy is a microwave!"

Why did the blond law student keep failing his bar exam?
He thought an anti-trust suit was a chastity belt.

Why do blondes have big belly-buttons?
From dating blonde men.

Why do blondes take the pill?
So they know what day of the week it is.

Why can't blondes use birth control pills?
They keep falling out.

Why does a blond only change his baby's diapers every month?
Because it says right on it "good for up to twenty pounds."

I have a man I never could trust. Why, he cheats so much I'm not even
sure this baby I'm carrying is his.

Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?
She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

Two blonds were roofing a house. One would pull out a nail and then
hammer it into the roof. Then he would pull out another nail, look
at it, then throw it over his shoulder. Blond two eventually saw what
blond one was doing, watched him a while and then said, "Why do you keep
throwing out every other nail?" The first blond replied, "Because their
point is on the wrong end." The second blond then said, "You airhead,
those nails are for the other side of the roof!"

A couple of blond men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard.
One of the blond men walked in the office and said, "We need some
four-by-twos." The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"
The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned
a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours." "Alright.
How long do you need them?" The blond paused for a minute and
said, "I'd better go check." After awhile, he returned to the office
and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."

BLONDE: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It's 3:15."
BLONDE: (puzzled look) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been
asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."

A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the
plane and pulls the cord - nothing happens. She pulls the emergency
cord and still nothing. The blonde jumps out of the plane and yells
"Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

There was a man and a blonde woman who were both mentally ill. They
were walking around the swimming pool at the institution. The man fell
in, and the woman went in to save him. The next day, a social worker
called the woman into his office. He said that he had good news and
bad news. The good news was that they may let her out because she
had enough sense to save the guy. The bad news was that they found
the man hung up, dead, in his closet. The woman said, "Well, I had
to hang him up to dry. Can I leave, now?"

A blond and his gal were embracing passionately in the
front seat of the car. "Want to go in the back seat?" she asked.
"No," he replied. A few minutes later she asked, "Now do you want
to get in the back seat?" "No," he said again, "I wanna stay here
in the front seat with you."

A blond guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty young
woman. He advances towards her when the bartender says to him,
"Don't waste your time on that one. She's a lesbian."
The blond goes over to her anyway and says, "So which part of
Lesbia are you from?"

The three finalists in the Women's Olympic swim meet were all novices
to international competition. However, all had excelled during the
early going, and after several heats the score was tied; the first
match employing the breast stroke would decide the winner. The gun
sounded, and the three young women dove into the water. Nancy
finished first, crossing the pool in five seconds flat; Jean finished
less than half a second later. Bringing up the rear was Mary, a blonde,
who finished a full ten seconds after the others. As she completed the
lap and climbed from the pool, she sputtered, "I protest! The other
women were using their arms!"

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead escaped from prison. They were
running along when they came upon a dock. On the dock were three
gunnysacks. They could hear the cops approaching, so the brunette
suggested that they get in the sacks. So they got in the sacks right
before the cops arrived. A cop kicked the sack with the redhead in it,
and she said, "Ruff ruff ruff!" He said, "Oh, it's only a dog." He
kicked the one with the brunette in it, and she said "Meow meow meow."
He said, "Oh, it's only a cat." Then, he kicked the one with the
blonde in it, and she said, "POTATOES POTATOES POTATOES!"

There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a
redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the
mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced,
"I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles,
and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and
she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.

The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if
she made it. I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland
than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The
redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam
out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was
too tired to go on, so she drowned.

So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it!
I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles,
ten miles, 15 miles, NINETEEN miles from the island. The shore
was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So
she swam back.


A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,
they live there, and one day they find a magic lamp. They rub it, and
sure enough, out comes a genie. The genie says "since I can only give
out three wishes, you may each have one" So the brunette goes first, "I
have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and
my life - I just want to go home." POOF, she is gone. The redhead
makes her wish, "This place sucks, I want to go home too." POOF, she
is gone. The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. The genie asks,
"What is the matter?" The blonde said, "I wish my friends were here."


There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio.
The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde
was mad enough she turned her radio off. A mile down the road, she saw
another blonde out in a corn field in a boat rowing. The blonde stopped
her car jumped out and yelled, "You bimbo, it's blondes like you that
give us all a bad name. If I could swim I'd come out there and give you
what's coming to you!"

A blonde woman was standing at the pop machine; she put in her
money and pressed the Coke button and out came a can of Coke.
She looked at it and smiled. She took out a dollar, put it in the
pop machine pressed the 7-Up button and out came a can of 7-Up.
She looked at it and really started smiling. She put in the change
from her dollar and pressed the Coke button again, out came another
can of Coke. Then she was just beaming!

There was a man standing there watching her, and he finally went
up to her and said, "What are you doing?" She looked at him and
said, "Duh, I'm winning!"


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I backed into a UPS truck once . He was parked in a NO parking zone at an Establishment w/ lights flickering ( does your blonde eyelashes flicker ? ) . It cost me 16 smakeroohs .....

Dang Blondes , but they do get the Dates . Don't too many though Blonde . :eek:

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