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vstax

Junior Member
A dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and
steals a roast.

The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks,

"if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I
have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?"

The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."

"Then you owe me $8.50.

Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."


The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. The
butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves.


Three days later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer:

$100 due for a consultation.
 



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