Let's talk turkey.

[HomeGuru]

HO, Ho, ho.
Happy Thanksgiving to all and to all a good bite.

HomeGuru

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

Top Ten Signs the Person Answering the Butterball Turkey Hotline is Nuts - -


NUMBER 10: Starts out by asking, "What are you wearing?"

NUMBER 9: Keeps referring to product called "Vicks Vap-O-Gravy".

NUMBER 8: Recommends thawing the turkey in your pants.

NUMBER 7: Wants you to look inside the turkey for contact lens he lost at the processing plant.

NUMBER 6: When you ask, "How often should I baste it?" he says, "Are we still talking about the turkey?"

NUMBER 5: Tells you that when the timer pops up, you have ten seconds before the damn thing explodes.

NUMBER 4: Insists you cook turkey at six degrees for 450 hours.

NUMBER 3: Keeps interrupting to ask if you're planning to eat the bird or wear it as a hat.

NUMBER 2: Claims to have sailed from New York to the Bahamas in a gravy boat.


AND, the NUMBER ONE Sign the Person Answering the Butterball Turkey Hotline is Nuts - -

He tells you to go stuff yourself.

 

[knorris]

Thankyou, and Happy turkey day to you. Kathie