Merry Christmas

[HomeGuru]

HO, Ho, ho..........and Happy Holidays to all.

HomeGuru

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

Top Ten Signs Your Kids Don't Like Their Christmas Presents - -


NUMBER 10: There's something half-hearted about the way they say, "Oh wow -- Q-Tips".

NUMBER 9: They spend Christmas morning making up games involving wrapping paper.

NUMBER 8: They hire a Gambino family hit man to break Santa's kneecaps.

NUMBER 7: You see them trying to shove everything back up the chimney.

NUMBER 6: Spelled out in Legos on the front lawn are the words
"You Cheap B A S T A R D".

NUMBER 5: Moments after they unwrap gifts, you see them for sale on the Home Shopping Network.

NUMBER 4: Your son simply refuses to understand why you couldn't get him two hours alone with Cindy Crawford.

NUMBER 3: They cite your gifts as a major factor in their decision to convert to Islam.

NUMBER 2: You wake up and find the head of Elmo in your bed.

AND NOW, the NUMBER ONE Sign Your Kids Don't Like Their Christmas Presents - -

They ask, "Where'd you buy this stuff - - Crap `R' Us?"


IAAL

 

[HomeGuru]

Hahaha, very delightful Top Ten as usual.
IAAL, I guess you win the sleigh ride with Rudolph and friends.

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

Merry Christmas, Homie, and may your New Year be Wonderful!

Much appreciation,

Your pal,

IAAL

 

[jusme]

HomeGuru--

I hope you and yours and everyone else on the forum have a nice holiday and a safe one.

IAAL--

You are always thinking of a new twist to make one laugh. The top ten was very good and a happy holiday to you and yours.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS to all and a HAPPY NEW YEAR with everything good and safe for 2003.

jusme

 

[JETX]

Mele Kalikimaka to all!!

Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say,
On a bright Hawaiian Christmas Day,
That's the island greeting that we send to you
From the land where palm trees sway,
Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright,
The sun to shine by day and all the stars at night,
Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way
To say "Merry Christmas to you."


And this is a special message to... you know who!!
Just got another 'Izzy' CD.....

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

My response:

Gee, I thought the Hawaiian Christmas thing to say was "kmoniwannalaya."

IAAL

 

[myra]

Christmas Card For You Guys

http://web.icq.com/shockwave/0,,4845,00.swf Christmas Card for you, and your families,and wishing you the best of heath, happiness, and prosperity,in the coming year.