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BL

Senior Member
What is the name of your state (only U.S. law)?

Seen a Hallmark movie. Preacher says not much difference between Heaven n Hell, except, In hell they lay out a big feast ,2nd and 3rds, one problem, when they went to dig in they all were given 3 foot forks with 3 throngs. Now on to heaven , same thing 3 foot forks with 3 thongs. Couldn't eat Themselves. So what was the difference between the two places ?
 


Proserpina

Senior Member
They're spelled differently.

Oh, and one of them can give you a markedly better Scrabble score.

One has more letters in the name

They end in different letters

Nobody ever yells "Oh just go to heaven!" in anger.

And heaven doesn't rhyme with "bell"

Did I win yet?
 

BL

Senior Member
They're spelled differently.

Oh, and one of them can give you a markedly better Scrabble score.

One has more letters in the name

They end in different letters

Nobody ever yells "Oh just go to heaven!" in anger.

And heaven doesn't rhyme with "bell"

Did I win yet?
Nohhh....

Ya'll going to look up the movies..

Give ya a hint .. :)
 

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