Spammer - Stop the Crap!

[Country Living]

All of your posts are being reported as soon as you put them up. According to the terms of this board (that you agreed on when you signed up) you can be fined $250 PER SPAM. So far, with 23 spams, you're up to $5,750.

 

[cyjeff]

On the evolutionary food chain, I put spammers just below the crud I scraped off the bottom of my shoe the last time I left the stable.

Spammer, if you are out there, I sincerely hope that, someday, you find yourself staked out upon an African plain. There, the sun will bake your bones as you hope for water that never comes.

Then, just when you think that your life could get no worse, you notice that every animal in the savanna has lined up just so that they could use your exposed features as toilet paper.

And I will be there... offering stewed prunes, baked beans and broccoli to all those still in line.

 

[ecmst12]

Wow. I didn't realize annoying people on the internet merited a painful and torturous death.

 

[Country Living]

cyjeff - I like it.... like it a lot.

 

[Country Living]

37 spams times $250 per spam = $9,250.

 

[Antigone*]

37 spams times $250 per spam = $9,250.

This fool doesn't realize that we care more about this forum than he has brains!!!

 

[cbg]

Just take them out and shoot them without benefit of trial.

I'm not as creative as Jeff.

 

[cyjeff]

Wow. I didn't realize annoying people on the internet merited a painful and torturous death.

Where did I mention death?