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So far, it's been a gangbuster year when it comes to Stupid Posts. Here it is, the end of April, and already there are 43 "runners-up"! Everyone, it seems, is just dying to get into the contest.
But, in anticipation of the November 15, 2005 voting (that goes through December 15, 2005), I need your help to weed through these entrants.
So, read through these "Most Stupid Posts", have a laugh or a chuckle, and vote for the ones you like the best. The 10 biggest vote getters move on to the next quarter finals.
Vote here: https://forum.freeadvice.com/showthread.php?p=949824#post949824
Here we go!!
NUMBER 1:
November 16, 06:31 PM
jams2345
Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 1
married in vegas but divorce isn't done yet
What is the name of your state? Arizona
My divorce is almost complete in Arizona, scheduled for trial in less than a month, but a couple months back my fiance and I got a little crazy in Vegas and got married. To not make matters worse with my divorce I didn't file any annulment paperwork so the courts wouldn't find out and come after me. Once my divorce is finished, will the marriage from Vegas be legal?
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NUMBER 2:
November 18, 2004, 07:58 PM
HeidiCat
Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 1
Does marriage void Stat. Rape?
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What is the name of your state? - Tennessee
I got pregnant at 13 by a 17 year old. We married when I was 14 with parental consent. I gave birth at 14. We divorced 1.5 years into the marriage.
Question - Can I file statutory rape charges even though we were married?
- If so, is there a time limit?
Thanks in advance for the help.
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NUMBER 3:
November 21, 2004, 06:01 PM
Liquor_man
Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 3
Serious Help on some serious charges
What is the name of your state? Ontario
aight for a week me and my niggz been robbin liquor and games from lcbo and staples 1 day the cops stopped us and found the games on us and got the video tapes and saw us on camera
each of us stole like 15 games or w/e i never got booked with them on me i hid them and got them back after i got released and got rid of them. They have no proof of me stealing games but they still including me in the charge with all of my other friends
possesion of stolen items, and theft
3 counts each i think
i told a lie about how i was chilling @ the bus stop while my friends walked on sidewalk straight and i ne veer seen them or known what they have done and later on they checked the staples camera and booked i was there and that ruined my story but my friend heard my story and said the exact same thing. he fessed up and said he did the thefts but i stiked with my story. later on i asked my officer if what i tell her is completely confidential between me and her and she said yes i told her they caught 4 of us but theyre was a 5th and also gave up the name my question when i get the disclosure will that be included in it in my statement? and the cops found out alot of **** and booked us all lying do we get charged for giving false statements? and what should i do cause my officer said i cant straighten up my story anymore do i plead guilty or innocent eventhough they got camera's set on me?
and what is this extrajudicial sanction thing i'm hearing about?
thank you for your time
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NUMBER 4:
November 28, 2004, 01:20 PM
spoiled_122
Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 1
spousal support
What is the name of your state? pa
can some tell me how long you have to be married before you can take them for spousal support? my marrige lasted two weeks and two days everyone tells me to take him for what i can but i am not sure if if they will call two weeks a marrige.
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NUMBER 5:
valerie9397
Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 1
4 DUI's and 4 driving on revoked
What is the name of your state?Illinois What is mandatory law and what can I do ?
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NUMBER 6:
denitasj
Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 1
Pregnant 14 yr old
I live in Ohio, my son, age 15 and his girlfriend, age 14 just found out they r gonna have a baby. They wanna keep it but her parents say she has to have an abortion. I want to know if me and my husband have any say so in what she should do with the baby or is it all her parents decision. I heard that we all have to agree on the abortion before she can do it. I need an answer fast, thanks.
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NUMBER 7:
tuckstar
Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 1
Rape?
MICHIGAN
My girlfriend was at her friend's house a few months ago. They were drinking. Her "friends" left her with alone with some guy she had never met. He started taking off her clothes, and she was too scared to tell him no. So, what does this constitute as? Can anything be done? How should I feel about this?
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NUMBER 8:
ktee233
Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 6
Explosion-Statute of Limitations
What is the name of your state? Idaho
In May 2002 a friend at the time blew up our house cooking meth in a pressure
cooker. My husband went to federal prison for a Misprison of a Felony (knowing about a crime and not reporting it)for 33 months.
Thank you in advance for any information you can give me and/or what you would recommend.
Sincerely,
Karen
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NUMBER 9:
December 14, 2004, 12:23 PM
tarizona
Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 3
Dating an ex-con
What is the name of your state? Arizona
I am now living with my fiance who has been to prison for DUI's. He served 2 1/2 years, ending last year. My ex-husband has found out about his prison term, and is now threatening to take my visitation away, because I have a "convicted felon" in my home. Can he do this?
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NUMBER 10:
Rebecca Leonard
Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 5
Public Sexual Indec. Arizona
What is the name of your state? Arizona
My husband was recently arrested for public sexual indenc. with contact. He was spotted where we hike (outdoors) masturbating. He was charged with public sex. indenc. with contact. This is his first and only arrest. However, the police were looking for him, as they stated that they had had reports that this was going on for several weeks. Yes it was, he admitted this.
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Thanks, and have fun - - and remember to vote!
IAAL
But, in anticipation of the November 15, 2005 voting (that goes through December 15, 2005), I need your help to weed through these entrants.
So, read through these "Most Stupid Posts", have a laugh or a chuckle, and vote for the ones you like the best. The 10 biggest vote getters move on to the next quarter finals.
Vote here: https://forum.freeadvice.com/showthread.php?p=949824#post949824
Here we go!!
NUMBER 1:
November 16, 06:31 PM
jams2345
Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 1
married in vegas but divorce isn't done yet
What is the name of your state? Arizona
My divorce is almost complete in Arizona, scheduled for trial in less than a month, but a couple months back my fiance and I got a little crazy in Vegas and got married. To not make matters worse with my divorce I didn't file any annulment paperwork so the courts wouldn't find out and come after me. Once my divorce is finished, will the marriage from Vegas be legal?
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NUMBER 2:
November 18, 2004, 07:58 PM
HeidiCat
Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 1
Does marriage void Stat. Rape?
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What is the name of your state? - Tennessee
I got pregnant at 13 by a 17 year old. We married when I was 14 with parental consent. I gave birth at 14. We divorced 1.5 years into the marriage.
Question - Can I file statutory rape charges even though we were married?
- If so, is there a time limit?
Thanks in advance for the help.
===========================================================
NUMBER 3:
November 21, 2004, 06:01 PM
Liquor_man
Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 3
Serious Help on some serious charges
What is the name of your state? Ontario
aight for a week me and my niggz been robbin liquor and games from lcbo and staples 1 day the cops stopped us and found the games on us and got the video tapes and saw us on camera
each of us stole like 15 games or w/e i never got booked with them on me i hid them and got them back after i got released and got rid of them. They have no proof of me stealing games but they still including me in the charge with all of my other friends
possesion of stolen items, and theft
3 counts each i think
i told a lie about how i was chilling @ the bus stop while my friends walked on sidewalk straight and i ne veer seen them or known what they have done and later on they checked the staples camera and booked i was there and that ruined my story but my friend heard my story and said the exact same thing. he fessed up and said he did the thefts but i stiked with my story. later on i asked my officer if what i tell her is completely confidential between me and her and she said yes i told her they caught 4 of us but theyre was a 5th and also gave up the name my question when i get the disclosure will that be included in it in my statement? and the cops found out alot of **** and booked us all lying do we get charged for giving false statements? and what should i do cause my officer said i cant straighten up my story anymore do i plead guilty or innocent eventhough they got camera's set on me?
and what is this extrajudicial sanction thing i'm hearing about?
thank you for your time
=================================================
NUMBER 4:
November 28, 2004, 01:20 PM
spoiled_122
Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 1
spousal support
What is the name of your state? pa
can some tell me how long you have to be married before you can take them for spousal support? my marrige lasted two weeks and two days everyone tells me to take him for what i can but i am not sure if if they will call two weeks a marrige.
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NUMBER 5:
valerie9397
Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 1
4 DUI's and 4 driving on revoked
What is the name of your state?Illinois What is mandatory law and what can I do ?
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NUMBER 6:
denitasj
Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 1
Pregnant 14 yr old
I live in Ohio, my son, age 15 and his girlfriend, age 14 just found out they r gonna have a baby. They wanna keep it but her parents say she has to have an abortion. I want to know if me and my husband have any say so in what she should do with the baby or is it all her parents decision. I heard that we all have to agree on the abortion before she can do it. I need an answer fast, thanks.
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NUMBER 7:
tuckstar
Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 1
Rape?
MICHIGAN
My girlfriend was at her friend's house a few months ago. They were drinking. Her "friends" left her with alone with some guy she had never met. He started taking off her clothes, and she was too scared to tell him no. So, what does this constitute as? Can anything be done? How should I feel about this?
=====================================================
NUMBER 8:
ktee233
Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 6
Explosion-Statute of Limitations
What is the name of your state? Idaho
In May 2002 a friend at the time blew up our house cooking meth in a pressure
cooker. My husband went to federal prison for a Misprison of a Felony (knowing about a crime and not reporting it)for 33 months.
Thank you in advance for any information you can give me and/or what you would recommend.
Sincerely,
Karen
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NUMBER 9:
December 14, 2004, 12:23 PM
tarizona
Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 3
Dating an ex-con
What is the name of your state? Arizona
I am now living with my fiance who has been to prison for DUI's. He served 2 1/2 years, ending last year. My ex-husband has found out about his prison term, and is now threatening to take my visitation away, because I have a "convicted felon" in my home. Can he do this?
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NUMBER 10:
Rebecca Leonard
Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 5
Public Sexual Indec. Arizona
What is the name of your state? Arizona
My husband was recently arrested for public sexual indenc. with contact. He was spotted where we hike (outdoors) masturbating. He was charged with public sex. indenc. with contact. This is his first and only arrest. However, the police were looking for him, as they stated that they had had reports that this was going on for several weeks. Yes it was, he admitted this.
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Thanks, and have fun - - and remember to vote!
IAAL
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