Weird purchase from department store

[lmgervais]

What is the name of your state?

Maine

I purchased a pair of jeans from Walmart yesterday. I went to put them on this morning and notice there was something in the front pocket. I pulled it out and it was a half opened female self-catheter with blood in the tube. Needless to say, I am scared and upset. What should I do?

 

[HomeGuru]

What is the name of your state?

Maine

I purchased a pair of jeans from Walmart yesterday. I went to put them on this morning and notice there was something in the front pocket. I pulled it out and it was a half opened female self-catheter with blood in the tube. Needless to say, I am scared and upset. What should I do?

**A: damn it, the quality control at the overseas sweatshops is really geting lax.
Look closely at the label; does it say Docker's or Doctor's?

 

[lmgervais]

A weird purchase from department store

Neither one of them. It is one of their labels . . . NO Bounderies.

 

[You Are Guilty]

Wait. You got a free cathether and are complaining? Sell it on ebay - you'll make a fortune.

 

[HomeGuru]

Wait. You got a free cathether and are complaining? Sell it on ebay - you'll make a fortune.

**A: no, ebay does not allow the sale of body parts, blood etc. Try vbay aka vampire batty.

 

[You Are Guilty]

**A: no, ebay does not allow the sale of body parts, blood etc. Try vbay aka vampire batty.

I find I am compelled to inquire as to why you know that.

 

[HomeGuru]

I find I am compelled to inquire as to why you know that.

**A: I wanted to bid on a brain once. Of course, not for me, for my friend that I met hitchhiking on a yellow brick road. I got an email response from ebay that basically asked "are you out of your mind?"

 

[Innocent-Damned]

**A: I wanted to bid on a brain once. Of course, not for me, for my friend that I met hitchhiking on a yellow brick road. I got an email response from ebay that basically asked "are you out of your mind?"

Allow me to re-ask that question.... "Are you?"


A: I would report what you found both to Wal-Mart and to the police.

 

[You Are Guilty]

**A: I wanted to bid on a brain once. Of course, not for me, for my friend that I met hitchhiking on a yellow brick road. I got an email response from ebay that basically asked "are you out of your mind?"

I might just go out of my head if these puns go on much oblongata.

 

[HomeGuru]

I might just go out of my head if these puns go on much oblongata.

**A: do you mind?

 

[You Are Guilty]

**A: do you mind?

That's cheating. I note your prior reply:

I got an email response from ebay that basically asked "are you out of your mind?"

Clearly, you march to the beat of your own cerebrum.

And before someone gets mad and comes noggin' on my door trying to bean me, just because the lights in the attic are on, doesn't mean anyone is home.

 

[ENASNI]

ummm

Allow me to re-ask that question.... "Are you?"


A: I would report what you found both to Wal-Mart and to the police.

I think y'all are missing the point here... Its Wal-Mart...
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OP if you do not have a receipt for said catheter this is a bad idea...