Well, I admit it was my 'fault' then, but this is so minor its laughable.
I went to McD's for a bagel this AM. It was a very long and very slow line. When the guy in the shiny new black BMW ahead of me crept forward after paying, I crept forward too.. and when I stopped I barely tapped his back bumper. Its not like I CRASHED into him.. I couldn't see his back bumper and misjudged a bit.
He got his order and pulled over to the side. I had to wait for mine, but while I did I was watching him fuss over his bumper. He looked at me, I looked at him. When I got my order, I didn't speed away, I literally rolled forward, looking at him, expecting that if there was anything to it he would have said something or waved at me or something. He didn't. So, I waited a little bit longer and then moved on. My office is a block away.. he followed me into the parking lot.
I apologized for the tap and for misjudging the distance between us and he gets out of the car and says 'well, there's damage here' .. I asked 'where ?' . He squats down and points to 2 very tiny white marks (my car is white, obviously). Ok.. fine.. so the guy spends $4 for a can of turtle wax and buffs it out.. that's a big fat hairy deal ?? Well maybe to a jerk in an expensive car it is. He says ' you left the scene of an accident and I could call the cops' .. HUH ? Ok.. fine, by literal definition it was an 'accident' but the cop would leave laughing his azz off over that one. His paint wasn't cracked, the fiberglass wasnt' dinged.. just two tiny marks I had to look pretty hard to even SEE.. I could make bigger marks with the touch of a fine-point Sharpie marker !!
I suggested that a bit of wax or polishing compound would get rid of the marks.. he didn't like that.
Geez.. it was barely a TAP, a minor misjudgment, I apologized. IF there had been any REAL damage, something besides 2 faint marks, even a crack of some sort, I'd have agreed with him. I looked straight at this dude as he was checking his car in the parking lot and he never gave any indication that he wanted me to pull over too. So shoot me.. I'm such a bad person for marking his precious BMW ! Looking back, I should have taken a picture of it.. my digital camera was in my purse !
I drive a 10 yr old Pontiac.. and I've had people bump me in the same way more than once.. did I make stink about it ?? No.. there was no physical damage to either car, not even a scratch. I wonder if this guy tries to shoot the birds that have the nerve to poop on his beamer.