If all you're going to do is insult the people who are giving you the legally correct answer to your questions, why don't you just save everyone a lot of time and trouble?
Please generate the answer you want.
Dear (your user name)
Thank you for submitting your (question) (rant) (spam) (porn) regarding (your friend) (your ex) (your SO’s ex) (your boss) (your landlord) (the police) (Paris Hilton).
It is our unanimous opinion that you are (right) (damn right) and it should be obvious to any moron that your (ex) (SO’s ex) (boss) (landlord) (local police) should be immediately (jailed) (fired) (reprimanded) (arrested) (demoted) (shot) (evicted).
In fact, you are so astonishingly correct in this matter, it will not surprise us one bit if you are (offered a generous settlement) (given custody) (promoted) (released ROR) (declared step-parent of the year) (given everything while s/he is cast aside to suffer in squalor and shame because, by golly, that’s just how it should be.)
Please proceed immediately with your proposed plan of action, which we think is (a good idea) (a really good idea) (sheer genius) (a lot better than what any licensed attorney could come up with.)
You rock.
Love,
Us