I want to know about petty theft..........

[n_and]

Okay, fair enough, and thank you for telling her that. Give me like, a week, I don't have a scanner or a camera, but my friend does.

And, I was lying. While not fat, or even chubby, I'm 5'3 and 126 lbs. So I'm a little too flabby for a bikini. But, I'll send you a pic in short shorts and a tank top, I promise. Then you can let every one know how pretty I am! But, please don't post them on the forum. There are a lot of crazies out there.

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

Okay, fair enough, and thank you for telling her that. Give me like, a week, I don't have a scanner or a camera, but my friend does.

And, I was lying. While not fat, or even chubby, I'm 5'3 and 126 lbs. So I'm a little too flabby for a bikini. But, I'll send you a pic in short shorts and a tank top, I promise. Then you can let every one know how pretty I am! But, please don't post them on the forum. There are a lot of crazies out there.

My response:

I promise. Your secrets are good with me. So, from you to me, and that's where it stops.

So, you're a little on the "chunko" side, eh? I like a woman with meat on her bones.

IAAL

 

[Shay-Pari'e]

Okay, fair enough, and thank you for telling her that. Give me like, a week, I don't have a scanner or a camera, but my friend does.

And, I was lying. While not fat, or even chubby, I'm 5'3 and 126 lbs. So I'm a little too flabby for a bikini. But, I'll send you a pic in short shorts and a tank top, I promise. Then you can let every one know how pretty I am! But, please don't post them on the forum. There are a lot of crazies out there.

OK! You know I am not Gay girl, but You got our pics, and I am first in line to see the lovely family. IAAL I'm sure will love a pic of you. No mention of the missing teeth, you know I am getting them fixed.

 

[n_and]

Okay, Okay...you're right Paridise, you're first in line. But you get a nice pic of the family, IAAL gets the 'booty girl' pose!!!!

So, you're a little on the "chunko" side, eh?

A little. I'm a nice looking gal, though.

 

[n_and]

No mention of the missing teeth, you know I am getting them fixed.

Bull$hit!!!!

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

IAAL gets the 'booty girl' pose!!!!

A little. I'm a nice looking gal, though.

My response:

I hope you'll send a picture of the "front" too - - so that my eyes bug out !

IAAL

 

[n_and]

EEK!

You got it.

 

[n_and]

IAAL -

You should make paridise send you a pic, too. Heck, if we lived near one another, we'd send you a double! But, we live on opposite sides of the US.

She's certainly attractive, though - worth a look, and then you can tell everyone how you have 2 gorgeus, intelligent women stalking you.

 

[CdwJava]

Geez ... I must have missed the photo album board.

Carl

 

[Shay-Pari'e]

QUOTE=CdwJava]Geez ... I must have missed the photo album board.

Carl[/QUOTE]

Carl, there is no photo album. I sent "n_out" a photo of my family, thats all. She is a very sweet and educated person, and I think IAAL likes the flirting. Innocent fun thats all.

Do you need to be flirted with?

Side Note, I really wish there were more icons on this board.

 

[CdwJava]

Carl, there is no photo album. I sent "n_out" a photo of my family, thats all. She is a very sweet and educated person, and I think IAAL likes the flirting. Innocent fun thats all.

Do you need to be flirted with?

Oh no ... my wife has a rule against flirting. Any flirting MUST be performed by her!

And at IAAL's age, it could be that flirting is all he CAN do!

(Just kidding!)

Carl

 

[Shay-Pari'e]

Oh no ... my wife has a rule against flirting. Any flirting MUST be performed by her!

And at IAAL's age, it could be that flirting is all he CAN do!

(Just kidding!)

Carl

Your a good guy Carl, and you make your wife proud, I'm sure.

 

[You Are Guilty]

Just when I thought my weirdness meter was pegged out at the homeless guy with the hat over his face who was wacking it while sitting on a bench in Battery Park, I had to read this thread... now you owe me a new Weirdness Meter.

 

[Shay-Pari'e]

Lots of strange threads on this forum YAG. How does one give you a new meter?

 

[tami123]

My expulsion is worth, at minimum, a lap dance.