If you press charge against employee theft

[Maryley]

While I look forward to the ballet I would like to say for the record, that I NEVER said they were friendly thieves.... when did I say they were "Friendly theives"? I ask you....??

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

While I look forward to the ballet I would like to say for the record, that I NEVER said they were friendly thieves.... when did I say they were "Friendly theives"? I ask you....??

My response:

It was when you said, "I am afraid of what happens to these little swine because I know one of the swine's sister, she is an ex-employee who was wonderful."

My interpretation was merely an extrapolation of your statement; i.e., that if you thought so highly of the thief's sister, then you must have been "friendly" with the thief.

That's all.

So, have you gone to the police yet? Are these two still your employees? What have you done since you first posted?

IAAL

 

[Maryley]

Got it. I just love it when you extrapolate.

We have been gathering video of the "friendly" thieves yesterday and today. There was a problem with our DVR and it is now fixed and I can't wait to can thier little ass's, but we are also trying to replace their shifts. Losing two employees, morning employees at that, is difficult to replace immediately... And no I am not just stalling, they are both our openers and we open at 5:45am and that isn't easy to replace.... I know neither is the money.... now look what you've done... I'm all in a dither.

 

[HomeGuru]

Got it. I just love it when you extrapolate.

We have been gathering video of the "friendly" thieves yesterday and today. There was a problem with our DVR and it is now fixed and I can't wait to can thier little ass's, but we are also trying to replace their shifts. Losing two employees, morning employees at that, is difficult to replace immediately... And no I am not just stalling, they are both our openers and we open at 5:45am and that isn't easy to replace.... I know neither is the money.... now look what you've done... I'm all in a dither.

**A: then why can't you and your husband open and close?

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

I just love it when you extrapolate.

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My response:

Excuse me, but do any of you have towels? I need to clean up. Any time I "extrapolate", it gets really messy. I have explosive and projectile extrapolations.

IAAL

 

[HomeGuru]

And its a good thing that that was not on video. The good thing that is.

 

[hexeliebe]

Any time I "extrapolate", it gets really messy.

That's what happens to the 'over 50' crowd. They go downhill fast

Oh wait, it's not THAT date yet

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

That's what happens to the 'over 50' crowd. They go downhill fast

Oh wait, it's not THAT date yet

My response:

Hey, pal - - you and I are in the same boat! It's just that "my" date is coming up a little sooner than yours.

IAAL

 

[hexeliebe]

Six months is a lifetime when you're old

 

[I AM ALWAYS LIABLE]

Six months is a lifetime when you're old

My response:

When I get older, losing my hair, many years from now,
Will you still be sending me a Valentine,birthday
greetings, bottle of wine?
If I'd been out 'till quarter to three,would you lock the door?
Will
you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four?

Hmm------mmm---mmmh.
You'll
be older, too.Aaah, and if you say the word, I could stay with you.


I could be handy, mending
a fuse, when your lights have gone.
You can knit a sweater by the fireside, sunday mornings,
go for a ride.
Doing the garden, digging the weeds, who could ask for more?
Will you still
need me, will you still feed me, when I'm sixty four?


Every summer we can rent a cottage in
the Isle of Wightif it's not to dear. We shall scrimp and save.
Ah, grandchildren on your knee,
Vera, Chuck, and Dave.


Send me a postcard, drop me a line stating point of view.
Indicate
precisely what you mean to say, yours sincerely wasting away.
Give me your answer, fill in
a form, mine forever more.
Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm sixty four?

IAAL

 

[HomeGuru]

Next song would be Old Man by Neil Young.

 

[hexeliebe]

Or, at IAAL's "ADVANCED" age, the following:

When I was a little bitty boy
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy.
Silver bells hanging on a string,
She told me it was my ding a ling a ling.

Oh, my ding a ling,
my ding a ling,
I want you to play with
my ding a ling.

My ding a ling,
my ding a ling,
I want you to play with
my ding a ling.

And then mama took me
took me to grammar school,
But I stopped off in the vestibue.
Every time
that bell would ring,
Catch me playing with
my ding a ling a ling.

Oh, my ding a ling,
my ding a ling,
I want you to play with my ding a ling.

My ding a ling,
my ding a ling,
I want you to play with
my ding a ling.

Once I was climbing the garden wall.
I slipped and had a terrible fall.
I fell so hard I heard bells ring,
But held on to my ding a ling.

Oh, my ding a ling,
my ding a ling,
I want you to play with
my ding a ling.

My ding a ling,
my ding a ling,
I want you to play with
my ding a ling.

Once I was swimming across turtle creek,
Man, them snappers all around my feet.
Sure was hard swimming across that thing
With both hands holding my ding a ling.

Oh, my ding a ling,
my ding a ling,
I want you to play with
my ding a ling.

My ding a ling,
my ding a ling,
I want you to play with
my ding a ling.

This here so song, it ain't so sad.
The cutest little song you ever had.
Those of you who will not sing,
You must be playing with your own ding a ling.

Oh, my ding a ling,
my ding a ling,
I want you to play with
my ding a ling.

My ding a ling,
my ding a ling,
I want you to play with
my ding a ling.

Your ding a ling,
your ding a ling,
We saw you playing with
your ding a ling.

My ding a ling,
everybody sing,
I want to play with
my ding,

Everybody,
my ding a ling,
Oh my ding a ling,
I want to play with
my ding a ling.

 

[HomeGuru]

Berry good Chuck.