Nedd help to write my own character reference!!!!!!!

[HomeGuru]

Though not one of your usual 'quantum leaps', this is just another of your many 'leaps to conclusions'!!

**A: I thought it was one of them "leaps to confusion". Anyways, can a sloth actually sloth leap? And has anyone ever seen a sloth leap in slow motion?

 

[snostar]

And has anyone ever seen a sloth leap in slow motion?

Yep, in Ice Age.

 

[rmet4nzkx]

Though not one of your usual 'quantum leaps', this is just another of your many 'leaps to conclusions'!!

Just what did you think he meant?

 

[rmet4nzkx]

**A: I thought it was one of them "leaps to confusion". Anyways, can a sloth actually sloth leap? And has anyone ever seen a sloth leap in slow motion?

Talk about confusion, lol. Of course a sloth can leap but only when combined with downward momentum and gravity or blinking of the eyes.

 

[Heather2]

Just what did you think he meant?

Ignore them rmet. Your the only one here who is trying to help him.

 

[rmet4nzkx]

Ignore them rmet. Your the only one here who is trying to help him.

Thanks, it's ok, they only do it because they care, like with siblings! Anyway they didn't provide any crying faces.
I hope you had as good a weekend as possible.

 

[HomeGuru]

is this close enough?

 

[seniorjudge]

Write the letter in clear and simple standard English.

I think I gave him the best advice to date....

 

[HomeGuru]

Not really since the writer requested templates etc..............
Maybe Nedd can serve up some ribs on the barbie on new designer kangaroo templates.

 

[seniorjudge]

Not really since the writer requested templates etc..............
Maybe Nedd can serve up some ribs on the barbie on new designer kangaroo templates.

Ok, here's a template:

Dear [insert name of addressee]:

Here is what I want you to know about me.

[insert info in clear and simple standard English]

Sincerely,

[insert name of addressor]

 

[HomeGuru]

And the "insert info" portion has already been addressed by JETX in his very first post on this thread.

 

[rmet4nzkx]

is this close enough?

Nah, I want one with tears!!!
However in the spirit of the land down under

Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport
Rolf Harris

SPOKEN:
There's an old Australian stockman lying, dying. He gets himself up
onto one elbow and 'e turns to his mates, who are all gathered around and 'e says:

Watch me wallabies feed, mate
Watch me wallabies feed,
They're a dangerous breed, mate
So watch me wallabies feed
Altogether now!

Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down

Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl,
Keep me cockatoo cool
Ah, don't go acting the fool, Curl
Just keep me cockatoo cool
Altogether now!

Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down

'n' take me koala back, Jack
Take me koala back
He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac
So take me koala back
Altogether now!

Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down

Let me abos go loose, Lew
Let me abos go loose
They're of no further use, Lew
So let me abos go loose
Altogether now!

Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down

And mind me platypus duck, Bill
Mind me platypus duck
Ah, don't let 'im go running amok, Bill
Just mind me platypus duck
Altogether now!

Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down

Play your didgeridoo, Blue
Play your didgeridoo
Ah, like, keep playin' 'til I shoot thru, Blue
Play your didgeridoo
Altogether now!

Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down

Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred(Nedd)
Tan me hide when I'm dead
So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde
And that's it hangin' on the shed!!
Altogether now!

Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down

 

[SuperDj]

If you really want to get a resonse out of the judge then write a brief essay on Monism and Materialism vs Dualism and free Will and explain to the judge how psychological science today rejects the ideas of free will embrace the idea of Monism. As a science psychology is trying to prove there is no such thing as free will that all behavior is genetic or environmental, therefore, you had no control over your actions and can not be held accountable. Judges love it when you try to use science and intelligence to show how the crime was not actually your fault.