fairisfair
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Subject: spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years.
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she
was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would give
her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy and discreetly have the
child.
If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child
support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked, "How will you know when the baby was born?"
To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write
`Spaghetti` on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments
to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey,
you received a very strange post card today," she said. "Oh, just give it
to me and I will explain it later," he said. The wife obeyed, and watched
as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written: Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meat
balls, one without.
Subject: spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years.
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she
was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would give
her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy and discreetly have the
child.
If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child
support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked, "How will you know when the baby was born?"
To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write
`Spaghetti` on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments
to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey,
you received a very strange post card today," she said. "Oh, just give it
to me and I will explain it later," he said. The wife obeyed, and watched
as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written: Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meat
balls, one without.