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NUMBER 10: They can't get used to this whole warm bed, cooked food, running water thing.
NUMBER 9: Only food available is something called "reindeer kebabs."
NUMBER 8: Stop sending us expired baby formula!
NUMBER 7: The McDonald's drive-through is now a hole in the roof.
NUMBER 6: Green Eggs And Ham And The Seven-Figure Food Poisoning Lawsuit That Followed.
NUMBER 5: Yes that's an M-16 in my pants, and yes I am happy to see you.
NUMBER 4: Since the U.S. troops are giving away "Meals Ready-To-Eat", at dinner, each Iraqi has to sign a legal waiver before every bite of food.
NUMBER 3: In order to help Iraq rebuild it's citizenry, each person receives five crates of canned food, 30 cartons of cigarettes and the Pamela Anderson sex video.
NUMBER 2: The Iraqi prostitutes are complaining that none of the troops brought any cash with them.
AND NOW, the NUMBER ONE Complaint The "Free Iraqis" Are Talking About - -
When they put the Iraqi leaders on trial for "crimes against humanity", they definitely don't want that O.J. jury.
IAAL
NUMBER 9: Only food available is something called "reindeer kebabs."
NUMBER 8: Stop sending us expired baby formula!
NUMBER 7: The McDonald's drive-through is now a hole in the roof.
NUMBER 6: Green Eggs And Ham And The Seven-Figure Food Poisoning Lawsuit That Followed.
NUMBER 5: Yes that's an M-16 in my pants, and yes I am happy to see you.
NUMBER 4: Since the U.S. troops are giving away "Meals Ready-To-Eat", at dinner, each Iraqi has to sign a legal waiver before every bite of food.
NUMBER 3: In order to help Iraq rebuild it's citizenry, each person receives five crates of canned food, 30 cartons of cigarettes and the Pamela Anderson sex video.
NUMBER 2: The Iraqi prostitutes are complaining that none of the troops brought any cash with them.
AND NOW, the NUMBER ONE Complaint The "Free Iraqis" Are Talking About - -
When they put the Iraqi leaders on trial for "crimes against humanity", they definitely don't want that O.J. jury.
IAAL