I am 19, dating a 16 year old.

[cyjeff]

well, that's not fair. jesus never had sex. unless of course if you go with the DiVinci Code theory. i'd rather hear from God directly. now the holy sprit can schedule a phone call with me, but i'd rather get it from God. even in writing would be great. can i hire a court reporter for that? something to show the judge when he tried to prosecute me. or would that have to be notarized? who pays for the notary? does God come to me, or do i go to him? how about if i subpeonaed God? how much do you think he would charge to show up to testify? would i have to pay for transportation too? and if a child is conceived during this God Authorized temp union, then can i force God to pay child support? would he have visitation rights? then what happens if i change my mind and want to raise my child athesist? is everything retracted?

I am pretty sure that having Jesus testify would violate the division between church and state.

 

[You Are Guilty]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YAG!!!!!

My image of you just went out the freakin window!!!! Say it isn't so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's good for the goose and all...

(Admit it - you laughed )

 

[Antigone*]

What's good for the goose and all...

(Admit it - you laughed )

Actually, I busted up in my office. Colleague wanted to know what the joke was about.

YAG, you're my favorite NY esquire, you'll never be knocked off the pedestal

 

[AHA]

1. Her mom said she wanted us to get married in a totally different conversation.
2. I am going to marry her.
3. Why doesn't anyone believe it when someone my age says that they are going to get married? You can't judge someone based upon their age (1 Timothy 4:12). It's just not right. Why can't y'all believe me when I say that I am going to marry her. Simple.
4. If she had a dad, that would be a possibility.

So why the rush to have sex if you are planning on marrying and being with this girl for the rest of your life? You are a religious hypocrit, but you have plenty of company out there.

 

[Rushia]

I agree with everyone else. Furthermore, the church still wants that marriage certificate and I highly doubt a pastor would allow a minor marriage without one. So I think the woods ceremony was probably right.

YAG: You are AWESOME!

 

[RRevak]

Wow where was the Lord Jesus Christ when I needed a caterer?! (as someone else asked LOL). Would have helped hubs and I a TON! Wonder if Christ gives advice on homeowners insurance too....I'm in huge need of another company and just cant seem to decide which one to go with

 

[cyjeff]

So, in a nutshell.

Perv finds girl with low self esteem.

Perv decides that preaching to her will make him seem worldly.

Perv sees that this works... and decides to kick it up a notch.

Perv tells emotionally fragile child that God speaks to him and says they should bump uglies. Perv comes up with a long line of crap that says that the little girl should ignore the rest of the Bible and get busy.

The judge and jury will make sure that this perv goes away for a very long time.

 

[Country Living]

Perv is incapable of having a healthy relationship with young women his age because they think he is a freak.

Perv is stupid enough to think the girl's mom is the only one who can press rape charges.

Perv is unaware of what it means to be legally tagged as a sexual predator the rest of his natural life. God will take care of the afterlife.

Perv will quickly find out Guido, his cellmate, takes a dim view of having to share a cell with a child molester.

 

[cyjeff]

Something positive... something positive...

Perv will finally get the chance to have as much sex as he wants while in prison?

 

[Country Living]

cyjeff... I keep waiting for you to post your famous "warning shot" statement. That was you, wasn't it?

 

[Country Living]

Found it

You got the legal answer....

Now, let me give you the answer as the father of a daughter.

You sniff around my 13 year old daughter without my express written permission obtained in advance, and the best you can hope for is a warning shot.

I am kidding, of course.

I don't give warning shots.

This quote should go down in history!

 

[eerelations]

I wonder if the OP's GF's mother knows that God has instructed the OP to have sex with her daughter and that while he and his GF are already married now, it will only last until December. I wonder if the GF knows?

Personally, I don't think the OP is religious, I think he's mentally ill. And horny. And instead of finding like-minded 19-year-old girls for some good clean fun, he's decided to dominate (in more ways than one by golly!) the entire life of a minor girl, and use his religious delusions to support what he's doing. This is criminal (even if he's not having sex with her) and I wish there was some way we could stop him. Now.

 

[Antigone*]

I wonder if the OP's GF's mother knows that God has instructed the OP to have sex with her daughter and that while he and his GF are already married now, it will only last until December. I wonder if the GF knows?

Personally, I don't think the OP is religious, I think he's mentally ill. And horny. And instead of finding like-minded 19-year-old girls for some good clean fun, he's decided to dominate (in more ways than one by golly!) the entire life of a minor girl, and use his religious delusions to support what he's doing. This is criminal (even if he's not having sex with her) and I wish there was some way we could stop him. Now.

When this thread first started, I thought this guy was a normal horny teenager. Once he went freakishly religious I came to the conclusion that idiot had to be a troll.

 

[Country Living]

I was going between his being a troll or mentally ill. I've come to the conclusion he's a mentally ill troll. I also wish there was some way we could alert the authorities there is a predator is in their area.

Karma is an interesting concept. One day the predator may find out he's the prey. Our society cannot - will not - accept anyone hurting our children. Potential predators will be monitored now more than ever. Retribution will be swift, either from man or God. Or both.

 

[cyjeff]

It also wouldn't be the first time that some perv came here to try out a tactic that could allow him to indulge his wants legally.