Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance
Go ahead...think about it for a second...or a minute...I'll wait
Or...
Q: Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
Or...
Q: What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?
A: The caterer.
You people take yourselves WAY too seriously. Take a break. Laugh.