My Mum used to put it this way:
Liquor is quicker
But rum makes you glum
Whiskey makes you frisky
And gin makes you sin.
Hmmm. Now I think about it, they never
could find anything to rhyme with "vodka"....
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And we're not saying a darned word about my "gin" motives this evening.